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Minnetonka

Western suburb of Minneapolis, MN of approximately 50,000 residents. The high school is notorious for being conservative, disrespectful, filthy rich and, of course, almost completely caucasian. Although some of this is true, it is no worse than the majority of the nearby suburbs, especially Wayzata.
Minnetonka's state champ football team is the best team money can buy.
by Skipper December 25, 2004
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pinkerton

Weezer's 1996 crowning achievement that features the singles "El Scorcho" and "The Good Life." It is a true musical masterpiece that has shaped modern day emo.
I love listening to Pinkerton!
by MasterPrime June 13, 2004
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millerton lake

a place were logic
comes to die
we have campfires in
115 degree heat and in very dry grass at
millerton lake
by park and rec August 21, 2008
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Minnetonka Muskie Lunge

sexual maneuver performed while a swamp donkey is giving a gentleman head in a hot tub or sauna. As the cum drunk slute goes down on the man he must wait until the perfect time to strike. Lunging forward with his hand he must shove his thumb in her anus and clasp her vaginal cavity with his other fingers like a muskie's mouth. Then pulling her flailing legs and torso out of the water like a fish.
Derek executed a successful Minnetonka Muskie Lunge on the Sea Donkey at the Fletchers volleyball afterhours.
by Geo X. November 19, 2007
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Monkeytonker

A monkey that is both a monkey and a tonker - made by merrick lyons who coined the phrase on February 7 2022
You are a monkeytonker
by Yaboimackle February 7, 2022
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Pinkerton

Pinkerton rocks!
by phrubee November 20, 2003
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braindead monkerton

The term is used to describe someone or something that is inept or below average intelligence.

The word "monkerton" is formed from the shortening of "monkey" -> "monk" with an additonal "erton." (To signify relevance or importance)
Got_bot just teamkilled again. What a braindead monkerton.
by smore007 April 21, 2018
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