Mini Van Driver

1.A Mini-Van Driver is a person who drives a mini van also see the words fat mini-van driver, foreign driver
soccer mom
2. A person with no respect or care for the countless gallons of precious fuel sucked up by those gas hogs called mini-vans.
3. A driver classified in the most sited vehicle on the road today (next to the SUV or as i like to call the Jeep mini-van)
4. a driver classified as one of the most dangerous hazards on the roads today (almost above drunk drivers).
5. A member of a really big family, often a mother (often called a soccer mom)

ya My mom drives a mini-van

by MK March 20, 2005

Mini-Van Beiber

an teenage boy, who has not hit puberty, who has a high voice and rides around in his moms mini-van.

Well i tell you that Steve is just a MINI-VAN BEIBER!

by Twin Boobies!!!! January 20, 2011

Mini-van Complex

A syndrome characterized by driving a mini-van recklessly, stemming from--and to compensate for--the shame of driving a mini-van (a direct relationship exists between the degree of “family orientation” to which the mini-van was engineered and the recklessness of the driver, and the mini-van can therefore be used as an indicator of potential road-hazard). Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: veering dangerously across highways, lack of turn signal use, speed limit disobedience, “baby on board” emblems, children’s sports logos, general disregard of the safety, or opinions, of others, and an all-around douchey disposition.

See also: Unnecessary, Oversized Truck Complex, Penis Envy

Josh: "I think Jeff might be developing a Mini-van Complex."
Brian: "Can you blame him? His wife has vanity plates on that thing."

Brian: "What's that guy's problem?"
Josh: "Mmmmmini-van!"

by Still Commaster April 13, 2011

mini van wave

A wave associated we the coolest of mini van drivers. Once thought to be a form or road rage from inconspicuous fathers stuck driving the family mini van when they would rather be driving a jeep

Chris says " as this sweet mini van apporaches make sure to use your best mini van wave "

by Jxshocking August 4, 2017

The Mini Van

Two in the front and five in the rear. When a man shoves 2 finger in his ladies vagina and then with his other hand he clinches it like a fist and rams it in her ass.

I gave Deb the Mini Van lastnight and shes not talking to me today! She did say her ass hurts tho!

by Chris Becker July 5, 2007

plymouth mini van

a small van. usualy used by familys with 3 or more children. any one driving will be defined as a 'soccer mom', weither or not you or your child really plays soccer.

my father drives a plymouth mini van to work. they call him a soccer mom, even though i don't play sports.

by Cortnie Hill July 1, 2008

Mexican Mini Van

5 in the front and 5 in the back. When a man fists a woman through both her vagina and her asshole.

" Imma fit you up and make you into a Mexican Mini Van!!"

by CAPT JTK September 24, 2009