A person who follows and defends the ideology of atheism, often abusing those who seem to stand in their way. They will not accept any argument against their ideology, often mimicking the very thing they claim to detest.
by Demonkiller111 February 26, 2014
Get the Millitant atheist mug.The shriveled form a person's pecker (a penis) takes after taking a quick dip in a cold body of water like a freshwater lake or after taking an ice bath. The penis, to a man's horror, retreats in size to almost the point where it is unrecognizable (worst case scenario a raisin). The effects of a millimeter peter can range from a mild decrease in self confidence to extreme panic.
*Two runners after getting out of an ice bath*
Robbie: "Jesus Christos that was cold! I cant feel anything!"
Gabe: "Dude I know! Hollup I gotta do a damage control check. Hopefully everything is ok down there..:
*Gabe looks down in his drawers*
Gabe" "My God!"
Robbie: "What is it bro!?"
Gabe: "I got a millimeter peter...There goes my dream of becoming the next Ron Jeremy..."
Robbie: "Well shit man..."
Robbie: "Jesus Christos that was cold! I cant feel anything!"
Gabe: "Dude I know! Hollup I gotta do a damage control check. Hopefully everything is ok down there..:
*Gabe looks down in his drawers*
Gabe" "My God!"
Robbie: "What is it bro!?"
Gabe: "I got a millimeter peter...There goes my dream of becoming the next Ron Jeremy..."
Robbie: "Well shit man..."
by A_Real_GEE December 14, 2013
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A very small penis
Everyone has a millimeter monster until puberty.
I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.
I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.
by JAC7272 April 28, 2014
Get the Millimeter Monster mug.A VERY small itty bitty penis, typically attached to the body of irritating men named Ethan, Ethans are the DEFINITION of tiny dick, and will most likely NEVER please a Women sexually… because of his VERY SMALL PENIS!
Brad: Wow, what the Hell is that between Ethans legs it looks as if a rat and and anteater had a child that died at the young age of 4 months
Jimathy: I think that’s supposed to be a penis?
Brad: REALLY!!?? ITS SO SMALLLL!
Jimathy: Yah when it’s that small people call it a Millimeter Defeater, poor Ethan, he will NEVER be able to please a bitch in bed. :(
Jimathy: I think that’s supposed to be a penis?
Brad: REALLY!!?? ITS SO SMALLLL!
Jimathy: Yah when it’s that small people call it a Millimeter Defeater, poor Ethan, he will NEVER be able to please a bitch in bed. :(
by my name is my name duh. November 22, 2021
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Tina said Dave's got a serious Van Millimeter crank. He was banging her for a half-hour before she even noticed.
Tina said Dave's got a serious Van Millimeter crank. He was banging her for a half-hour before she even noticed.
by Rick aka Flames December 28, 2007
Get the Van Millimeter mug.A absolute micropenis (usually on a gay dude) that goes so hard, it’s like getting a shot in your bussy.
Girl ” did you hear Weston has a one-millimeter defeater”
Boy ”Yeah, I felt it. It goes hard like me in a playground”
Boy ”Yeah, I felt it. It goes hard like me in a playground”
by Penis man :/ April 6, 2022
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