take a hike mike

When mike pisses you off to much, you just have to tell him to leave - derived from take a swim Pim. Is multi-functional, can be used to tell anybody seriously or affectionately to fuck right off.

Person 1 - Isnt it time to go home ben? You've had 10 pints.

Person 2 - Take a hike mike, im in this for the whitey.

by mikethehiker February 21, 2017

Higher than Miley Cyrus

Meaning extremely high, being baked or stoned. It refers to the leaked clip of Miley Cyrus laughing hysterically while on Salvia.

Eric: "Dude what's with Kyle? He's totally hysterical!"
Steve: "I know dude! He's Higher than Miley Cyrus!"

by NikolaiC December 18, 2010

Highly un-Mike-ly

Something Mike would never do. Anyone named mike can use this as an excuses not to do something.

Random person : Hey Mike, want to come over and play some DDR ?

Mike : No, thats Highly Un-Mike-ly, and that just sounds flat out lame.

by Rauchy Rauch March 28, 2008

hidden mickey

(slang) suspected pedophile

Man, I been seein' that curly-haired hidden mickey creepin' through the hood again last week, I called the fuzz but nigga done got sparse when he saw the 4-0 roll up.

by Buquisha Mcallister January 27, 2007

Tax Hike Mike

A nickname for the politician Mike Huckabee

Tax Hike Mike raised taxes again.

by Sir Hotbod Handsomeface January 8, 2009

Hidden Mickey

1: A secret blow job
2: when his dick is so small you have to look for it

She gave me a Hidden Mickey behind the bleachers
I was tryna fuck him, but I couldn't find his dick, it was a whole hidden mickey situation.

by daddyduhrell November 28, 2018

high mike wazowski

when your buddy hits a dukie blunt and gets high as a kite

bro tom was high mike wazowski last night.

by poosock September 10, 2019