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michelangelo buonarroti 

Born: 1475, Died: 1564

Principal location: Florence, Italy

All around bad-ass artist of the Italian Renaissance, famous for such bad-assery as sculpting the David and the Pieta, painting the Last Judgment and the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, designing the Dome of St. Peter's Basilica, inspiring Mannerism, living a really long time, and regularly kicking the shit out of Leonardo Da Vinci.
"Hey man, I just came from the Galleria dell' Accademia in Florence. You, know, the museum with Michelangelo Buonarroti's David. It was awesome!"

"I know, right, that guy was such a bad-ass!"
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Miguel Ángel

Son las personas más asquerosas del mundo, no tienen sentimientos, siempre quieren ver sufrir a la gente y son unos mancos al clash Royal aparte de que son asquerosos y tienen una obsesión con el sol y Sevilla, muchos se llaman en clash royale solsevillano aparte de que nunca comparten nada
Sofía: cuántas veces has ganado al juego ese?
Miguel Ángel: ni una vez me tocan puros chinos en el juego

Sofía: me das un vampiro?(caramelo)
Miguel Ángel: NO!
Miguel Ángel by Rodrigoproo9 November 22, 2021

Miguel Angel 

Miguel Angel is perhaps one of the most creative people in the world. He’s extremely good looking yet so humble. Everyone likes him yet everyone hates him. He never gets compared to anyone but when he does , people usually compare him to the dos equis man. His way around a woman’s body is incomparable, if you get to have a Miguel Angel as a partner you better hope he gets you pregnant. Miguel Angel is truly the most interesting man in the world.
Girl 1 . I love you Miguel Angel

Girl 2 . I love him too

Girl 3 . Have all my babies

Girl 4 . I’m ready to run away with you

Girl 5 . Yesssssssss

… you get the point
Miguel Angel by Bob Grass November 22, 2021

Miguel Angel 

He’s one of the kindest people I ever known. He loves cars. He is the Rayo McQueen of my heart. Always have a good gossip to share; he knows EVERYTHING. Next Marijoaqui but nicer and hotter. In 5 years he will be that teacher that shows up in Antena 3 because students love him and prepare a dance or because he is drunk and drive the car inside. He has perfect curly hair and perfect liver, can drink endless cubatitas from Peri and he won’t die. Best dances moves and best lips. Sorry Kyle Jenner, someone has taken your place.
Brrum Brrum love u Miguel Angel

My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.

Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.
Miguel Angel by Ruperta69 November 22, 2021

Miguel Angel 

He’s one of the kindest people I ever known. He loves cars. He is the Rayo McQueen of my heart. Always have a good gossip to share; he knows EVERYTHING. Next Marijoaqui but nicer and hotter. In 5 years he will be that teacher that shows up in Antena 3 because students love him and prepare a dance or because he is drunk and drive the car inside. He has perfect curly hair and perfect liver, can drink endless cubatitas from Peri and he won’t die. Best dances moves and best lips. Sorry Kyle Jenner, someone has taken your place.
Brrum Brrum love u Miguel Angel

My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.

Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.
Miguel Angel by Ruperta69 November 22, 2021

Miguel Angel 

First name and second name
Miguel Angel by Miguelody November 22, 2021

Michelangelo moment 

When the tips of two erect penises almost or momentarily touch each other (cf. "The Creation of Adam")
They/He had a Michelangelo moment!
Michelangelo moment by Kojak_007 August 19, 2019