Milfing

The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.

What you need:

-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack

-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes

-A smile and bag of jokes

The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.

by Sumsortagod July 25, 2011

Miffins

Useless Shoes or slippers

I went to the grocery store wearing my miffins today, I don’t even care.

by Miffinisaword June 1, 2018

migsing

When you are playing fantasy football and you tinker with your team so much that you start a horrible lineup. This horrible line gives you the impression that you are actually good at fantasy football; but in reality, your lineup sucks and everyone in your league knows it.

Person 1:Why did you leave Tom Brady, Adrian Peterson, and Calvin Johnson on your bench?
Person 2: They had a bad week last week and I picked up better players of the waiver wire.
Person 1: You are really migsing up your team.

by underwater basketweaver December 1, 2015

milfinated

A womanwho is a milf
A woman who looks like a milf

That Lady is milfinated
You think shes milfinated?

by Hitty_15 September 2, 2008

miffin

quality muffin or muff

high quality vagina

"how did you go last night with Melissa?"
"Quality Miffin mate..."

by David P January 28, 2005

migginsworth

the trenches

twitter user: migginsworth? where's that?

the ghost of barktovious: the trenches

by Migginsworth Mayors December 28, 2018

Misfingering

Verb. This is the action of trying to finger a girl, but due to your severe intoxication you can't find the hole.

Guy 1: Dude I fingered this girl last night!
Guy 2: I heard it was quite the misfingering.....

by Chasaki November 17, 2013