Midland, TX

Too far from decency. An island without the ocean. Sand storms instead of rain storms. Slow minds (possibly because of the water) Would drive more than five hours to go back home (to decency) once a month.

Husband: What do you think about moving to "Midland, TX"?

Wife: I don't. Not at all.

by kay10 October 18, 2011

Miljan

This dude is dark af but also the kindest guy you know. Don't fuck with him.

Here goes the Miljan, better run or else...

by Lespa January 10, 2018

Midland

A band made up of Mark Wystrach, Jess Carson and Cameron Duddy, who dress in a radical style which can only be described as tropical cowboys. The band formed in Dripping Springs, TX, and has been playing music together since early/mid 2010's. Their most popular song is Drinkin' Problem, from their 2017 album On The Rocks, which has skyrocketed them into mainstream country stardom with their dynamic and vintage sound. The band is also known as The Gator Boys.

Hey, did you hear the new Midland album?

Yes, The Gator Boys sound as great as ever!

by HelloHeyHiThere February 21, 2022

Mijan

A word used to describe a man that is perceived, as being very handsome and good looking. In other words some guy who is extremely sexy and hot and women just feel that they must do anything to be with him.

1)I broke a nail for that Mijan yesterday

2)Bitch I saw him first, get your own Mijan

3)That waiter was such a Mijan

by Nossss April 11, 2007

Midland

One of the single most boring places to live. This town is the hometown of the Dow Chemical Company and Dow Corning. Consequently inhabitants tend to mutate. Located in Michigan.

Person 1: Im like totally hanging out at Jen's house in Midland Tonight
Person 2: Hope you dont come back glowing green.

by firefox4tehwinzyo April 1, 2009

miljan

a sexy boy, all girls need a miljan.
hot,hot,hot

Rich miljan

by lolipopgirlyy567890 January 2, 2017

Midland

A dry, desert place in Texas that is big on oil. Has one mall and some things to do scattered around the city. Big on sports. But it is by far not a rural place. It is a nice city to be raised in for little ones, but not one you want to stay in forever.

Crih: Hey, you want to hang out at my place or the mall today?

Hsu: Yeah, what else is there to do?

Crih: Idk...

Hsu: Yep, thats Midland

by Laniqua y Chonquique June 16, 2011