Phil Mickelson

A professional golfer with "calves like Adonis" and a short game to match

Man did you see Phil Mickelson's flop shot from 1995 Man o man was that a shoit

by anonymous March 14, 2021

Philthy Mickelson

Phil Mickelson, the famous golfer, is less well known for being a little bitch who refused to sign an autograph for /u/Checkers10160. He also gave /u/grismas aunt the clap and has become immortalised in this nifty little euphemism.

My aunt was on the receiving end of a Philthy Mickelson. I'm not sure she will recover.

by Do_not_reply_to_me October 1, 2017

Mickelson

mickelson: (mick-uhl-son) verb. var:mickelsoned, mickelsons, mickelsoning.
To gay something up, is to "mickelson" it.

ex.: He really mickelsoned that up / The clothes he wears are really mickelson.

by symkit April 16, 2010

Mickelina

Mickelina is a girl who usually doing great in school. Mickelina got straight A's. You can always trust Mickelina. Mickelina is a good girl. She's probably the favorite student in class.

Mickelina: Hello how are you
You: I'm good, how did the test go?
*Mickelina gets rosy cheeks*
Mickelina: fine

by J7wgyaB2 February 3, 2021

Mickelia

Mickelia is awesome! She is a people person, always willing and ready to help. She got the body of a goddess and her melanin is dope!

Mickelia is a very unique name.

by Sarah ling November 23, 2021

mickelah

the most interesting way to spell “ mikayla’ she is funny loud and bright and someone who is always right and knows the most about anything. she is someone who is always there for you no matter what has happened between you guys

wow, that girl mickelah is a true friend!

by hearts4who June 25, 2023

paige mickelsen

A chav that can't keep a man for more than 5 minutes. always wears tracksuits and a messy bun with blotchy tan and a violent personality. a short person that will be the size of a doorknob by the time they are 18. the type of person that would create a new email so they don't have to pay for spotify premium to listen to overrated trap music. always gives off a pissy energy and is always followed by a wall of perfume and fake friends that remind you of bugs.

"paige mickelsen is a slag"

by ag.x2to._tr@33y March 15, 2022