michael myers

Michael Audrey Myers is a serial killer from the Halloween film series. He is noted for wearing a white mask with no real expression (Some speculate his mask is an image of william shatner???) and a dark jumpsuit. He lived in Haddonfield, Illinois, and was convicted to a mental institution at a young age for stabbing his sister to death. One Doctor Loomis studied him and attempted to cure him, but deduced that he could not be cured, and is simply a heartless psychopath. Cursed by the Thorn, his goal is to kill his whole family, starting with Laurie Strode, his sister who is played by Jamie Lee Curtis. Myers is called "The Shape" in the script and credits, probably due to his tendency to stay in the shadows. His weapon of choice is a large knife.
Incidently, Michael Myers is not that comedian Mike Myers.

Michael Myers is a heartless killer. Mike Myers is a goofy comedian.

by Coo Coo Canuck June 27, 2006

MICHAEL MYERS

a horror movie character. As a kid he was posessed by this thang called thorn, he killed his sister and he was sent to tha loony bin, then he escaped 15 years later and then he went to haddonfield ilinois to kill the rest of his family,

guy #1 Who the fuck is that?
guy #2 Thats Michael Myers!
(Michael stabs both guys to death and hangs them upside down in his closet)

by LIL O.G. August 31, 2008

sexy michael myers

the meaning of life

also a verry attractive psycopath

person 1: omg did you see that sexy michael myers
parson 2: yea he's a verry attractive psycopath

by Michael_Myers123 September 24, 2021

louisiana michael myers

A social media trend depicting a man in a michael myers mask and beige jumpsuit doing a dance known as the "wipe me down" trend.

"Have you seen any louisiana michael myers shorts popping up on your page lately?"
"No, what is that?"

by Someone Unavailable October 1, 2023

Bolivian Michael Myers Method

Find a man name Jesus that lives in San Diego and is in the sushi district.Grab his balls and twist them while telling him fortnite lore.After he says uncle you have to slice his nuts open.

I'm going to use the Bolivian Michael Myers Method on Jesus because he's a bad boy

by Cooluser67 October 27, 2025