mirror 

A reflective surface;

For girls: a lifeline and consultant

Guys: their personal trainer for that sexy look.

That chair's so shiny, it's like a mirror.

Girl looking in mirror: "hey sexy, yea i'm sexy, nice ass sexy (a girl just wants to know she's sexy)."

mirror by _beluga_ August 20, 2006

Mirror 

Another world that has one of its special agents disguised as you to block you from getting in your so ugly everyone will get Ebola from looking at you and die

Person: wow what if the only reason we can't travel through mirrors is because our reflection is accidentally in our way trying to get to this world.....

Mirror: no you dip shit we do this on purpose to protect our population from the ugly beasts that could come through *cough cough you cough cough*

*person sobs on floor*: y-you di-didnt have t-to be s-so h-harsh!!!!

Mirror by MEME FUCKING LORD December 19, 2018

mirror 

what ugly people look at 100 times a day to see if they look ne betta, no it doesnt work, my brother has tried it already

Im going to look in the mirror and see if i look any better

mirror by Mic August 5, 2004

Mirror 

A mirror is a thing you can see your reflection in. The ugliest things can be seen through it

A mirror reflects

Mirror by A H A H SISOSNCBFIOWS December 2, 2018

mirror 

Anything with a vague reflection of your self-image.

Constantly looking at a mirror won't make you look better.

If you truly want to see yourself, don't use a mirror, use a camera.

mirror by we found a problem October 23, 2007

Mirror 

Something nobody ever wants to look at, and when they do they regret it immediately. This can also be used as a “roast”

Someone: ur mum gay
An Intellectual: Mirror

Mirror by shrekseyeball November 6, 2019

MIRROR 

A movie made by a talentless twat, he thinks he’s Steven fucking Spielberg or something

Wow have you seen the new MIRROR movie by Silas Paul. It’s fucking horrible.

MIRROR by 5600112 November 11, 2019