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Michaela 

One of the most beautiful human beings to walk the face of the earth. She has the looks, but even better she has a truly beautiful soul. She is smart, funny, kind, compassionate, and overall an amazing person to be around. She will never look upon you badly. A Michaela is able to find the good in everyone, and that is what makes her great. The more time you spend with her, the more you love her. She is angel on earth.
Over time she became a Michaela in my eyes.
Michaela by Silent Lover February 16, 2013
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Michaella 

A name of a very beautiful girl. She doesn't know she is beautiful. Best girlfriend in the world. Often she will find herself unhappy, as she tries to make everyone feel good before herself. She is damn sexy, cute, and sweet. She can be shy at times but is great in bed. Most girls don't get along good with her seeing as they are jealous. She is an amazing person and a very loyal friend. Also, gives the best blow jobs known to man.
"Dude! You're dating Michaella? Nice man."
Michaella by screwtwilight187 February 5, 2010

Michaelbaytion 

1) -n. Any shitty, mindless Hollywood product which relies on explosions, hard rock music, and a special effects budget exceeding the GDP of third world nations to cover up lack of thought or effort in other areas. Typically all of them.

2) -v. Participation in the above on any level.

See CSI: Miami.
1) "I'm going to go see G.I. Joe, it looks so awesome!"

"Too much Michaelbaytion can have adverse effects on your health."

2) I was going to go out and see an indie film with my hipster girlfriend last Friday, but CSI: Miami was on, so I just stayed in and Michaelbayted instead.
Michaelbaytion by stopmotionsunrise November 15, 2009

Michaela 

The most small and fragile creature to step upon the earth and with a voice of an angel she talks and sleeps with harmony while the sun sparkles on her beautiful face but in the night she can be wild with a never ending volume to her voice.
"Hey did you see michaela today she was so amazing the way she looked and everything about her"
"Hey did you see michaela last night she was wild but in the best way like all michaela's"
Michaela by Cuteness overload April 26, 2015

Michaela 

Michaela looked upon the Earth and saw that it was good. So she began to play her French horn and was dubbed Queen Goddess of the World.
Michaela by Rosa Chainsaw February 15, 2013

michaelwanker 

A guy named Michael that is a Wanker. Very likely to have hairy, sweaty palms. High probability of being a HummerSexual.

Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.
Me: Geez Hairy Palm Guy you are such a MichaelWanker.

Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.

Me: Wow, that was quick.
michaelwanker by thehonkster June 13, 2009

Michaeling 

to keep on being a fan of and supporting Michael Jackson.
Alright, guys; I gotta go. Keep Michaeling!!!
Michaeling by ILuvVocab November 9, 2009