a girl who remains fairly attractive despite blatantly concealing a spare tyre beneath her artfully draped clothing
Fred: What do you think of that danish chick?
George: Well, she's clearly mezzo-tubs, but i still would... nice eyes... great rack.
George: Well, she's clearly mezzo-tubs, but i still would... nice eyes... great rack.
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Get the mezzo-tubs mug.From Italian meaning "half gay" or bisexual. "Mezzo" meaning half and "finook" (also known as "fanook") being the derogatory term for a homosexual. Also could be used as an insult for someone who is weak, such as a substitution for a sissy or pansy.
"I always wondered about that kid when we were in school... He always seemed kind of like a mezzofinook to me."
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When I asked my Italian Aunt Sophia, who, by the way, sported more hair on her upper lip than Tom Selleck, how she was feeling, she responded, "Mezza mezza."
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Get the mezzoforte mug.Highly prestigious italian family name. The Mezzacappa family originated in a small village in Italy called Monacilioni located near Campobasso in the region of Molise. The Mezzacappa family is famously comprised of genius level physicists, university professors, wealthy wall street bankers and musical and artistic innovators and virtuosos.
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Listen to this... the lengendary mezzo-soprano character of Carmen... crooning her seductive Habañera...
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