meter long king kong dong

A male with a very large dick. Much like how King Kong was very big.

Sarah does nick have a meter long King Kong dong like everyone says?

by Savvyyy October 13, 2015

meter maid

Person who is permanently mentally under-qualified to get a real police job. Prefer to strike from afar, and tend to stalk their prey.

"How the h3ll did he get me again...the next day.
Whoa, did you see that? That bush just moved. Holy Shtt, That meter maid low-life good-for-nothing is watching me!!!"

by Astr01 March 12, 2010

meter burn

Ability to use an enhanced special move on the videogame 'Injustice'. Has been adapted for use when somebody does something athletically amazing.

*Man does 500kg deadlift

Bro in the gym: Meter burn!

by Super Astronaut August 16, 2017

Meter Reader

An Bridger with a meter long knob, Essex accent and a great grid (good set of teeth).

"I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"

by BomberBroker March 9, 2023

meter maid

A woman member of a police traffic control department who issues tickets for parking violations.

I had to face the meter maid when Jack parked at the bus stop.

by uyums January 2, 2009

Meter maggot

Name for the shitbags who patrol our streets to hand out tickets for parking violations. Typically this fucked up failure is congentally incapable of getting a real job yet strangely has a hugely overdeveloped ego and think they are helping society with their fucked up bullshit

That fucker ticketed me for being three minutes late. What a typical meter maggot.

by Droog234 June 21, 2010

Meter ruler

A meter ruler refers to an unusually uber-long fore finger that is pointing or being wagged at the end of an out stretched arm, giving the impression of an extremely authorotitive person.

"The jobsworth in Trago Mills wagged his meter ruler at me"

by Devonian Delia February 2, 2006