DK Metcalf

A big strong wide receiver who needs more targets
Fucking stud for the Seahawks

Future goat

Boy 1: hey did you see that big dude walking by
Boy 2: looked like a fucking DK Metcalf

by Yb better 384kt April 10, 2023

gary-metcalfe

Big unit

Ugh look at that big Gary-Metcalfe

by HshahajnB December 9, 2013

Metcalf Donkey Punch

When two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. On guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.

Q: Hey, I thought Nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?

A:
Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.

by Fatass650 October 23, 2011

thomas metcalfe

fattest cock in the land

i am thomas metcalfe

by this man mas the biggest cock February 12, 2019

Leland Metcalf

He is the most gay fucking person you could ever see. He would be the type of person to snatch up a two year old and the have sex with the father and then you but still never admit he is gay.

Look it is Leland Metcalf he is extremely gay.

by BrowserCentral January 9, 2022

Metcalfed

When you get 100’ into wrapping a 300’ SDI cable, and you realize someone is wrapping the other end - you’ve just been Metcalfed.

"Last night, I was coiling the home run to "video world," and halfway into it, this stage hand coming from backstage Metcalfed me!"

by Angry TD January 22, 2025

Metcalfed

When a perfectly good car, ute, tractor, bobcat, drilling rig, truck comes into the possession of a Metcalfe it will never be the same again....ITS BEEN METCALFED!

You want $10,000 for that thing, no way, that's been well and truelly METCALFED!

by JUNKMAN1969 December 26, 2021