Thomas metcalfe

A dumb ass dude going by the name Thomas metcalfe will have an unusual under average cock, and if they say it big everyone knows their lying becuase its the size of an AA.battery...

ha ha hes a thomas metcalfe.

by Metalcalfe March 19, 2019

jesse metcalfe

one of the hottest guys on tv, has been seen on desperate housewives but hes going to have his own tv show soon *aparently*

jesse metcalfe needs to take his top off more often

by hot smokin babe March 10, 2006

DK Metcalf

A big strong wide receiver who needs more targets
Fucking stud for the Seahawks

Future goat

Boy 1: hey did you see that big dude walking by
Boy 2: looked like a fucking DK Metcalf

by Yb better 384kt April 11, 2023

gary-metcalfe

Big unit

Ugh look at that big Gary-Metcalfe

by HshahajnB December 09, 2013

Metcalf Donkey Punch

When two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. On guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.

Q: Hey, I thought Nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?

A:
Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.

by Fatass650 October 24, 2011

thomas metcalfe

fattest cock in the land

i am thomas metcalfe

by this man mas the biggest cock February 12, 2019

Doing a Metcalf

The act of promising the world but in fact, delivering sod all.

Petal: Hey Chris, where is that photo of Digger in a pink diamonte studded dog collar?

Chris: Uhh..um... I'll DEFINITELY bring it in tomorrow.

2 months later...

Petal: No photo? Shock. He's doing a Metcalf!

by Put the petal to the metal October 12, 2010