menabolism

The metabolism of men

Men have a menabolism so they can eat lots of food, women cant.

by Zwils July 9, 2011

methabolism

Weight loss due to methamphetamine habits. Amout of weight lost depends on how frequently/much the substance is abused.

"Have you seen Rebecca lately? She's beginning to look sickly. I think she has a high methabolism."

by littleoinkers94 March 30, 2017

Metabolass

A term used to describe someone who can consume large amounts of calories and not gain weight

"What does eating a whole pumpkin pie have to do with this, Metabolass!?"

by Metabolass November 12, 2022

metabolism surprise

When you go to the toilet to do a wee and you unexpectedly do a poo too.

When Stinkbot when to relieve her bladder before she went running with Fitbot she had a metabolism surprise. Fitbot was glad she didn't need to use the loo after Stinkbot had a metabolism surprise. Poowee stinky!

by Fitbot July 7, 2008

metabolism

The rate that you lose weight. Thin people are bitches about it and say that it means nothing.

Example: Josh cant lose alot of weight because he doesnt have a high metabolism

by usaf0403 December 26, 2005

Metabolic

See asshole

IFSZ's Metabolic...see asshole again, dick head and also does TRY so hard to be funny, but really isn't.

Metabolic is such an asshole
<name> is such a metabolic >.>

by Metasucks May 7, 2005

Metabolism

An excuse a small person does for being skinny

Eyy yo fam, Why you barely eating anything?
I'm eating tons of food it's my metabolism

by Vronnzy April 26, 2021