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Metal Gear Spunk

A game in which the players sneak up on unsuspecting people (it does not matter if the player knows or doesn't know the person they are targeting) in a public area (i.e. a park) then ejaculate on them. Points scored depend on the area of the body on which the player has ejaculated and if the player gets pursued by the local authorities (other points factors can be added by the players or the people moderating the game). The words Metal Gear in the game title come from the stealth based "Metal Gear" video game series and Spunk obviously meaning semen.
Carl: I was playing Metal Gear Spunk last night and i won cos i jizzed on the bitches face and the police chased me.

Ray: I got extra points once cos i jizzed on the girls face and some of it went down her tits.
Metal Gear Spunk by Seizure67 April 16, 2009

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater 

Also known as MGS 3 and Metal Gear Solid 3. The best video game ever created by human hands. Best game on the PlayStation 2 and of all time hands down.
Dumb-ass Kid who has never played it: How's that MGS game?
Smart Kid who reserved the game and beat it: Fuckin AWESOME!!!! THE BEST DAMN GAME EVER MADE!!! THIS GAME KICKS SPLINTER CELL'S SCRAWNY ASS BACK TO VIDEO GAME HELL!!!
Dumb-ass Kid: What?! No! Splinter Cell is the best!
Smart Kid: Fuckin DUMBASS!! You play as a 58 year old faggat in that game!! Dumbass Bitch! MGS 3 is the best game ever!
Dumb-ass kid: Wha? Sorry, people (besides one or two) who are stoned all the time play Splinter Cell and have sex with their same sex.
Smart Kid: Oh. I'll just slowly walk away...

metal gear solid 

1. a game that is too fucking cool for words to describe.if you havnt played it then you cant realy say you've had life experience when applying for a job.

2. to do something that snake/raiden would do.
PE teacher: John you nob jockey, you were suposed to rugby tackle him, not metal gear solid him. im no doctor but id say that neck is quite positively broken.

John: its go time.(pulls out assult rifle and shoots PE teacher in the balls continuously while PE teacher tries to call for backup)

Metal Gear Solid Rising 

Is the new Multiplat game for PS3, Xbox 360 and PC.
Raiden will be the new main protagonist and player character.
The game was announced at E3 2009, Microsoft's conference with Hideo Kojima

There has been no mention of any other returning characters or Solid Snake himself yet

the old taglin "Tactical Espionage Action" has now been changed to "Lighting Bolt Action"

ITS NOT EXCLUSIVE ITS MULTIPLAT
Xbot: HAHA YES METAL GEAR IS OURS! WE WINZ!!!

Playslave: NO ITS MULTIPLAT! WE R GETTING IT TOO

PCboy: and us too :P

Xbot: NOOOOOOOOO!!!11 It should be all ourz!!!

PCboy: at least this way everyone can play Metal Gear Solid Rising =

Metal Gear Solid 3 

FUCK San Andreas.
FUCK Halo 2.
FUCK Metroid Prime 2.
THIS is the best game ever.
When I saw the graphics on this game for the first time I almost shit my pants. Not literally, for all you dumbasses out there.
Metal Gear Solid 3 by Adrian November 19, 2004

Metal Gear Solid 5 

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker, coming out for the psp in May
tim: dude I wish hideo kojima would make a metal gear solid 5
tom: well, did you hear about that new metal gear game coming out for the psp? he himself said he considers it mgs5
tim: whoa really? why psp?
tom: he said he wanted to give his team a "challenge", and im positive it's not gonna suck
tim: wow, finally a good game for psp