A game in which the players sneak up on unsuspecting people (it does not matter if the player knows or doesn't know the person they are targeting) in a public area (i.e. a park) then ejaculate on them. Points scored depend on the area of the body on which the player has ejaculated and if the player gets pursued by the local authorities (other points factors can be added by the players or the people moderating the game). The words Metal Gear in the game title come from the stealth based "Metal Gear" video game series and Spunk obviously meaning semen.
Dumb-ass Kid who has never played it: How's that MGS game?
Smart Kid who reserved the game and beat it: Fuckin AWESOME!!!! THE BEST DAMN GAME EVER MADE!!! THIS GAME KICKS SPLINTER CELL'S SCRAWNY ASS BACK TO VIDEO GAME HELL!!!
Dumb-ass Kid: What?! No! Splinter Cell is the best!
Smart Kid: Fuckin DUMBASS!! You play as a 58 year old faggat in that game!! Dumbass Bitch! MGS 3 is the best game ever!
Dumb-ass kid: Wha? Sorry, people (besides one or two) who are stoned all the time play Splinter Cell and have sex with their same sex.
Smart Kid: Oh. I'll just slowly walk away...
1. a game that is too fucking cool for words to describe.if you havnt played it then you cant realy say you've had life experience when applying for a job.
PE teacher: John you nob jockey, you were suposed to rugby tackle him, not metal gear solid him. im no doctor but id say that neck is quite positively broken.
John: its go time.(pulls out assult rifle and shoots PE teacher in the balls continuously while PE teacher tries to call for backup)
Is the new Multiplat game for PS3, Xbox 360 and PC.
Raiden will be the new main protagonist and player character.
The game was announced at E3 2009, Microsoft's conference with Hideo Kojima
There has been no mention of any other returning characters or Solid Snake himself yet
the old taglin "Tactical Espionage Action" has now been changed to "Lighting Bolt Action"
tim: dude I wish hideo kojima would make a metal gear solid 5
tom: well, did you hear about that new metal gear game coming out for the psp? he himself said he considers it mgs5
tim: whoa really? why psp?
tom: he said he wanted to give his team a "challenge", and im positive it's not gonna suck
tim: wow, finally a good game for psp