Merp

The sound of cheese, also known as a sergal, once one sergal makes the noise all other Segal's in the area will join in, this cannot be stoped until the sergals fall asleep

Sergal 1:merp

Sergal 2-100:merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp merp

Merp by Anothersomerandomfurry October 4, 2021

Merp

A word made by an ancient British scholar called Sir Linden to re-start a conversation, during the middle of it.

Male:Hey what's up?
Female:Not much, what about you?
Male:Not much
*silence
Female:Merp

Merp by Sebastian Zarson October 8, 2012

merp

a simple word with many uses. It can either mean something good or bad when used in the context of a sentence.

"I love you so much, you are so merpy"

"I am in such a bad mood, what a merp day"

"You are the love of my life"

"Merp!"

merp by DevsPeanut July 21, 2012

Merp

A word used when bored or just randomly.

When I was walking in hallway I said, "Merp"

Merp by GizGirl29 March 24, 2015

Merp

getting hella drunk.

guy 1: doggie you are hella merped right know.
guy 2:helll yeahhh im merpin right know!!!!!
guy 1 &guy 2: MERP

Merp by THOMAS BACH May 24, 2012

Merp

Merp; a word without a meaning, used in awkward silences to re-start a conversation.

Luke: Hey
Claire: Hello, how are you?

Luke: Good thanks you?

Claire: Yeah I'm good too.
- silence -

Claire: Merp

Luke: Hahaha, what does that mean?

Merp by Maaaadibro April 28, 2011

Merp

The art of eating a steak off of ones head

I’d so merp on that hot chick over there

Merp by (⊙＿⊙) September 13, 2018