Luke: Hey
Claire: Hello, how are you?
Luke: Good thanks you?
Claire: Yeah I'm good too.
- silence -
Claire: Merp
Luke: Hahaha, what does that mean?
Claire: Hello, how are you?
Luke: Good thanks you?
Claire: Yeah I'm good too.
- silence -
Claire: Merp
Luke: Hahaha, what does that mean?
by Maaaadibro April 10, 2011
by (⊙＿⊙) September 13, 2018
when you have no words left in your lexicon just make one up as no matter what answer you give the customer will never be happy!
Ring ring
Adam: Hello Perfect Pizza
Customer: Hey can I order 5 Pizza's, and will there be here in 15 mins??
Adam: Merp
Then hangs up the call
Adam: Hello Perfect Pizza
Customer: Hey can I order 5 Pizza's, and will there be here in 15 mins??
Adam: Merp
Then hangs up the call
by Psud00 December 10, 2009
by Coolio365 December 22, 2013
by SupersizedWithADietSoda February 07, 2010
A name given to people who are extremely energetic and also randy: A Massivley Energetic Randy Person!
Girlfriend's Friend: Why's your boyfriend running around the garden with a boner?
Girlfriend: We didn't have sex last night, so he's a MERP
Girlfirend's Friend: Ahhh I see
Girlfriend: After he's run around for a bit, i'll give him some lube and he'll be fixed after a few minutes in the bathroom.
Girlfriend: We didn't have sex last night, so he's a MERP
Girlfirend's Friend: Ahhh I see
Girlfriend: After he's run around for a bit, i'll give him some lube and he'll be fixed after a few minutes in the bathroom.
by 'shwar January 03, 2011