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Merissuality

Merissuality is a natural variant of animal behavior that involves emotional, romantic, and / or sexual attraction to individuals of no fucking kind. In the definition of sexual orientation, merissuality is placed in the hetero-merissual continuum of human sexuality, and refers to the identity of an individual based on these attractions and belonging to a community of other individuals who share the same.

Since the mid-20th century, merissuality has gradually been disregarded as a crime and decriminalized in nearly all developed nations. In the 21st century, however, as it became part of the LGBTQ community, it began to be persecuted. Following further study and research, it appears in the list by the International Statistical Classification of Diseases, Injuries and Causes of Death (ICD). Apparently, it is part of the International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia. The legal status of merissual relationships varies enormously from one state to another and still remain jurisdictions where certain merissual behaviors are considered crimes and are punished with severe penalties, including the death penalty (fully agree).
I don't fucking know how to describe this shit. (Merissuality)
by Ciro Esposito May 5, 2021
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Her mermaid became moana

Slang. It's another way of say a girl became a woman or lost her virginity.
Dad: what did you do to my daughter? Boyfriend: her mermaid became moana. Dad: wym? Boyfriend: it's another way of saying a girl became a woman or lost her virginity.
by B-rizzle December 15, 2019
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Mermex

A Mexican mermaid, word made up by writers of "Weeds".
That Mexican girl looks like a mermaid - she's a Mermex!
by Mermex October 14, 2008
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Reverse Mermaid

Someone with the upper body of a fish, and the lower half of a broad.
The reverse mermaid is much more key to throw it in than a regular mermaid. The only thing you can do with a normal mermaid is oral or get rubbed out, with a reverse mermaid you can go anal, in the vag, or even in the sloppy fish mouth.
by T-Rav. June 11, 2006
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Naked Mermaid Stance

Striking a pose while lying down on your side
Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!
by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010
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Going mermaid

When a woman decides not to speak just to see how long it takes before someone notice that she has said nothing
I'm going mermaid, he never stopped to let me speak anyway so I keep my mouth shut.
by Sugar-E September 25, 2017
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Mermaided

A made up word on the popular new commercial for Match The popular dating site
“Stop searching up mermaided because I just made that up.”
by PuesNoSé August 6, 2019
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