A man of Albanian descent who is really funny and a cool guy to hang around with and girls are attracted to him.
?:hey mergim😍
by Lil akie November 4, 2016
Get the Mergim mug.by thundermen June 9, 2016
Get the Mergency mug.An aggressive asshole driver who decides that he is so much more important than everyone else in a traffic jam that he ducks out of traffic into the clear merging lane to overtake a few dozen cars, only to fuck up the traffic even more as he tries to get back in to the jammed traffic lane.
worst driver cunt asshole redneck punk shithead rice rocket street racer racer nitro
worst driver cunt asshole redneck punk shithead rice rocket street racer racer nitro
Jean is driving on a busy thoroughfare in LA when Click the aggressive driver jumps out of the curb lane - as a typical merge hopper does - onto the merge to pass 50 cars. Jean sees him coming in her rear view mirror, pulls out her 45 and blows the tires out of Click's car causing him to ditch. Click is okay, VERY LATE for work now, and no longer a threat to traffic for this particular day.
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the merge hopper mug.the tendency (usually attributed to lesbians) to become the same person. They start wearing the same outfits, doing everything together, essentially becoming the same person at the horror and disgust of their friends.
Alice: Have you seen Dana and Tanya, they are wearing the same outfit in similar colors.
Shane: must be the urge to merge.
Shane: must be the urge to merge.
by shaazaaam December 21, 2008
Get the urge to merge mug.A word paralleling the word universe (all that exists), which can be used to represent any and everything; essentially baby-talk for adults.
Merghie? Merghie mergh.
by Team AstroBio January 17, 2008
Get the Merghie mug.When two homies connect their assholes creating super long tunnel between their mouths. This manouver isn't gay tho
Jacob: „Hey, bro, have you ever tried ass merging?“
Felix: „No.“
Jacob: „And do you want to?“
Felix: ...
Felix: „No.“
Jacob: „And do you want to?“
Felix: ...
by ElPapo131 March 13, 2020
Get the Ass merging mug.by Immyownperson November 15, 2013
Get the Mergitu mug.