Merch

Ones belonings or merchandise

that ho stole my merch.

by Lil bow September 19, 2008

merch

commercial "merch" grade marijuana.. just pot.. not Kind Bud Or Cronic

it was just merch but i passed it off as cronic

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Merch That

merch that meaning to put that on something. originated in north carolina used mostly by young black men.

"You aint gon touch me so shut the fuck up with all that."
"Merch that."
"On jesus himself."

by dae318 February 4, 2021

Merched

"Pulling out" during sex and cumming unexpectedly on a female conquests face. Mainly applied to drunken hook-ups.

"You've just been Merched!"

by DUSTontheBOTTLE January 26, 2010

Merch

Merchandise.

You got the money? Cuz I got the merch.

by Jack Daniels 2011 November 6, 2011

merch

This is a Florida originated word that means basically prove it

John- Yo jhit i jus beat dat leg amanda .
Tom- Yo ass cappin merch it.

by kari fn January 2, 2023

Merch

To fail on a level so great that ritualistic suicide is the only logical next step.

Brett Favre's pass against the Saints was such a merch.

Did you hear about Mike? He accidentally fucked a tranny. Such a merch.

I merched. Now I have AIDS.

by BTYS February 4, 2010