happy merchant

A meme that displays a man with a long crooked nose, long beard wearing a Kippah and rubbing his hands together.

Normally you call someone a happy merchant when they are enjoying the fact that they are making lots of money or when they are being stingy thus acting like a stereotypical Jew.

John: Hey Bob, did you take my dollar that was laying on the table?
Bob: No, I didn't
John: Bob, don't lie I saw you take it
Bob: Fine, I took it but I'm keeping it
John: You happy merchant!

by CptMeep January 6, 2016

bullshit merchant

someone who constantly sprout lies to sound better

Steve just bragged he had a threesome last night,the guy's such a bullshit merchant.

by ollie deezee January 3, 2009

Milk Merchant

A person, generally a person of color, that seems to be exclusively attracted to white people.

Joe: Hey, did you hear about Mikey?
Bob: Whats up with him?
Joe: He is into that white girl again
Bob: Typical Mikey. He is such a milk merchant.

by bobjoe123 November 24, 2021

Free Throw Merchant

A basketball player who relies entirely on free throws to score. Known for running into defenders before falling down and begging for foul calls.

Person 1: Wow, James Harden has really turned into a free throw merchant now that he's out of shape.
Person 2: Yea, it's crazy how him and Embiid shoot more free throws than entire teams some games.

by ShamWoW259 March 29, 2022

Merchants Guild

A group of wealthy bankrollers who Cohencidentally own >95% of the media and have serious beef with Europeans.

A warm thanks to many members of the Merchants Guild, generously funding and bankrolling these videos. You’re all truly wonderful. Have a good one.

by TheRubyEmerald December 3, 2021

Bottle Merchant

Someone who loses their nerve, backs out, or otherwise fails to follow through on what they say they will do. Commonly used to describe athletes or sports teams with a history of failing to win when they have the opportunity.

That team were 3-0 up at half time and still lost, total bottle merchants.

by Dru3 April 20, 2021

Le Merchant

A hasidic Jew of European descent, preferably French who produces an evil laugh with the aim to spread Zionism. To identify Le Merchant one must follow the criteria; is he wearing an Amish black hat check, does he sport a dashing hobo beard check and finally is he wearing clothes that give the illusion he just came from a funeral check. If the specimen is under this criteria you have yourself a Le Merchant.

A Le Merchant tried to sell me the book of Moses

by cooliofoolio13425 June 26, 2015