metuchen

A pissant, white, upper-middle class, central-Jersey town that is the donut hole of Edison and somehow has both an exit from the turnpike and the parkway AND a nearby amtrak stop.

Metuchen? Oh yea, I passed your exit on the parkway once.

by tom January 12, 2004

meowchies

To injure oneself or damage valuables while intoxicated.

"While running up a hill after 4 drinks in heels for no apparent reason, the girl tripped over herself and broke her iPhone 6. She realized she had no insurance and exclaimed "Meowchies!!"

by Leilei April 6, 2015

Mouche

French for 'fly'. Makes a cool nickname :)

i had a mouche sandwhich

by Chicken Wing July 15, 2006

meotch

a cross between meanie and bitch.

you are such a meotch

that meotch stole my ice cream.

by ITSME..JESSICA! September 10, 2009

moucho

No one is perfect but moucho is everyone loves u your khubsurat she is beautiful in and out helps every bitch no matter what have lots of bestfriends has a beautiful smile

I would love to be bestfriend with moucho

by Moucho July 22, 2020

metuchen

a town (exit 10 on Turnpike, 131 on Parkway) of about 13,000 in Central New Jersey where no crazy party should ever be held because of the small population and close proximity to police and/or bitchy neighbors

Ew! You get your underwear in the dollar or less basement of Variety Village in Metuchen? You skank!

by Liz March 27, 2005

Metuchen

Moderatly nice town in Central Jersey,
also a conviently semi-dirty noun.

A)

DeJuan: Route 27 is near Metuchen, fuck. Or it it 35?

B)

Jon: Metuchen my nuts.

by Dajaleymon Kiwi February 6, 2009