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Menards

1. A midwestern hardware giant that subjects it's female employees to sexual harassment by perverted old men that must be referred to a "guests" rather than "customers".

2. A place where employees must shamelessly beg people to sign up for their "Big Card" that ends up causing it's users "BIG" headaches because HSBC sucks.

3. Place that works you to the bone and promises bonuses that are total BS.
1. Creepy old man moving closer toward you as you contine to move away and creepy old lesbian supervisor with toungue ring stands idly by.

2. HSBC allows you to select "no interest no payments" on purchases over $299, but sends you a bill (with interest) the next month anyhow.

3. Your "bonus" comes in the form of store credit. Just because I work at Menards doesn't mean I SHOP there.
by Disgruntled Employee February 1, 2007
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Mantarded

(adjective)

Describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. Displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being compassionate for his significant other.

A variation of "insensitive dickwad" or "self-centered prick"
Sally: I hate this fucking gray nasty weather. I'm gonna go stab somebunny...BRB

John: I got a RedSox app

Sally: Why are you so mantarded? I told you I'm gonna stab somebody and you're talking about your phone app!?!
by justacomma December 2, 2010
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Montarded

Someone who is retarded only on Monday.
Mitch is seriously montarded.
by chad2009 February 9, 2009
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mantard

A variation of dumbass or stupid, usually said to a male.
Example 1:
Pawell: 2+2=3...
Jessi: It's 4, you mantard!!

Example 2:
Cody: Wanna make out?
Blair: Are you a mantard?!
by Kaeldra December 9, 2004
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Rentally Metarded

Someone who is stupid, and who doesn't think before they act/speak. Spoonerism of "mentally retarded," and has come to mean someone who isn't retarded, but acts like it.
Dang, that kid just forgot his shoes. He's rentally metarded.
by Jizzle B. January 12, 2006
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montard

a cross between a retard and a moron.
"I dropped my phone in the toilet!!"
(response) "You are such a montard!!"
by karlie5691 December 8, 2007
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Ménard

A Ménard is a french slur used to describe someone as a "Retarded Duck" or someone who is simply "Bad at the game"
It is used as a joke only and you should not take it literally.
Tes un esti d'callice de ménard!
Did you see gab? Hes a big Ménard!
QUACK QUACK MÉNARD
by GlassCondominator December 9, 2017
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