melons

a wonderful catagory of fruit.

includes:

watermelons

cantalupes

and many others

mmmm melons are great.

by maroo August 18, 2006

'Mellow Melons

Titties that are not high and firm, but instead, fleshy and pillowy soft. Usually only found on bigger girls or women who have had kids. Good for burying your face in and getting lost; so-so good for tittie fucking.

Note: 'Mellow melons is a combo of the words "marshmellow" and "melons". It does not mean her tits are mellow as in 'chilled out'.

Donna has some nice 'mellow melons. It's like squeezing clouds.

by NINerd January 16, 2009

melons

a woman's breasts(see also boobs tits)

Her melons are so big, it's scary.

by Light Joker August 5, 2005

jealous mealous

1. Referred to someone who is in the state of being very strongly envious of someone else's advantages or belongings.

2. Can also be used as a nickname, defined as the above.

1.
Person A: "Gosh, I hate her. She's so talented and she's really pretty and her boyfriend is just amazing..."
Person B: "Ooh, do I hear someone coveting?"
Person A: "Psh, I'm not jealous. Just saying..."
Person B: "Oh, you're such a jealous mealous, don't deny it."

2.
Person 1: "This car sucks... I wish I had one of those nice, shiny sports cars like that one guy has..."
Person 2: "Whatever, Mr. Jealous Mealous..."

by Hazgirl22 May 8, 2008

flesh melons

big, round, juicy tits

fat girls do not have these!!!

Gary: Did you see the flesh melons on that babe?
Bill: I would've sucked the sin out of them!

by Ted Palansky April 17, 2005

melostatic

the feeling a New York Knicks fan gets before tip-off of a home game at Madison Square Garden

Bob and Paul are at Madison Square Garden...
Bob: Man i am so hyped for this game today, Paul! How are you feeling?
Paul: Bro, I am nothing but melostatic!

by KCfromNYC March 10, 2011

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