Megamind

When you're fucking a girl and you're about to cum so you turn her around and jam the tip of your cock in her nose and blow your load. thus recreating the final scene of megamind.

Guy 1: so i was fucking my girlfriend last night and i got the weird urge to tunr her around and cum in her nose.

Guy 2: so you megaminded her?

by macmnd January 8, 2018

megamindvlogs

a cool kid that makes videos and is always mostly offline playing games and with his girlfriend ?????? aka GWERTTY

im useless megamindvlogs

by Megamindvlogsishere January 24, 2018

MegaMind

His name is probally david M and he has a big ass head

Dam u see that david m right there hes a megamind

by rayytriggaa November 8, 2019

MEGAMIND

megamind is aka emily deAS. Megamind is usually something to describe someone who has a big forehead.

emily is megamind

look! that’s megamind!!

by lovelotsxx March 9, 2021

MegaMind

His name is usually david marino

U see that david right there hes a MegaMind

by rayytriggaa November 8, 2019

Megamind

1. Someone who does something completely retarded and thinks they are in the right.
2. Someone who is/acts retarded yet is successful. (Usually in a video game setting.)

1. "Sasha bought a hamster while her mother was out at a funeral and then said it was her mom's fault for leaving her alone. Total Megamind."
2. "This fucking Garrosh is making the dumbest moves yet he still wins. Like a total MEGAMIND."

by BluePwnsU May 17, 2018

Megamind yourself

To fake your own death

The good guy in megamind faked his own death. He killed himself was to megamind yourself

by Metro mans wifey August 2, 2019