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Mega Pint 

The pint size of red wine required to soothe the nerves when your wife defecates on your bed while her dog steps on a bee.
Amberturd: "My dog stepped on a bee"

Elon Musk: "🎶Who let the Doge out🎶"

J.Depp: "A mega pint?"
Mega Pint by Vajrabolt June 3, 2022

mega pint 

mega pint means drinking mega-ly, pouring urself a lot of alcohol in a cup to drink.
johnny poured himself a mega pint of red wine to drink.

a mega pint?? 😃
mega pint by Xrena April 29, 2022

Mega Pint 

A large or huge measurement of alcohol

Also see: large glass of red wine
You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine correct?
Mega Pint by vva96 April 25, 2022

Mega Pint 

One million x 473 ml (US) = 473000 Liter or 124953 US Gallons of Wine for breakfast
You drank a Mega Pint of wine for breakfast
Mega Pint by The Pint Man May 7, 2022

mega pint 

An amount that is 100 times bigger than a pint.
She was sucking me off, and I released a mega pint of cum.
mega pint by TheBigTrog April 25, 2022

Mega Pint 

the action of pouring oneself a large glass of Wine.
no wonder you where drunk, you where pouring yourself mega pints all night!
Mega Pint by hustlerobbs April 26, 2022