melkin

Melkin is a good guy who likes making good grades and likes having fun

Damn man you are a Melkin aren't you.

by TheJuicer123 July 16, 2017

meepkin

1.) The classic art of receiving sloppy dome- piece while also dropping anchor. Requires ultimate concentration and involves the two most pleasurable things for a man, taking a shit and getting head. For the ultimate finish, meepkins are often followed by another classic art form the salad toss (or the meep toss).

2.)Often given as a reward for good deeds (i.e giving flowers, good attendance, similar to merits).

While battling constipation, my girlfriend helped ease the situation by providing me with a meepkin during the troubling time. As I was delicate after the fierce battle, she gave me a meep toss so I didn’t have to wipe.

by Charlie Watson March 1, 2008

merkin

A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes

Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"

by The Great Talag March 12, 2004

Meeki

Goddess of the FaeKat world, closely related to the god of misery and bad luck. Her generosity is beyond compare.

There's a FaeKat auction? where??

by Tequila Joe September 14, 2004

merkin

imitation pubic hair. A pubic wig.

Geoffrey wore his merkin unashamedly

by tim May 22, 2003

Meevin

meevin is a silly curly eared cat thats a meme

meevin is adorable and also a god

Person A: Is that meevin???
Person B: IT IS! LETS GET AN AUTOGRAPH!

by meevin September 28, 2021

merkin

Pubic wig

He wore his merkin with pride

by Kal Dahl April 11, 2003