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Meater

An incredibly fat and large pussy, usually having excessive “meat” surrounding the circumference of the pussy.
Yoo that girl big as fuck, I know she got a fat Meater.
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Meatless Muff Diver

A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.

The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.
Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.

Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.
by Grinder100 October 12, 2009
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Meatless

One without meat. To have no meat
You: Dude I have no meat
Me: Your obviously meatless
by Mikis January 2, 2015
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meather

a hot sexy ass youtuber who doesn't upload
hey have you heard of meather?
...:oh the guy who never uploads?
yep
by HotSexyAssDaddy45 May 7, 2018
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Meaterian

A person who does not eat vegetables, and sometimes other plant products, especially for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, do you want some carrots?"
Guy 2: "No thank you, I am a Meaterian."
by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT August 28, 2020
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Something a Bit Meatier

Something that Lanz from Xenoblade Chronicles 3 (developed by Monolithsoft and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Switch in 2022) most definitely wants, as observed by Eunie
Eunie:"Hear that Noah? Lanz wants Something a Bit Meatier!"
by Rocrod201 September 8, 2022
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metler

the proper term given to somebody who listens to metal and dresses accordingly.

unlike what the townies like to say and just call ne1 who has a guitar a grunger
by hot diggity February 4, 2004
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