meat pie

when you shit on a girls ass-hole and whack your dick around
Man, i gave that chick a meat pie last night.
by Mr. Prometheus December 07, 2010
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meat pie

An asian person who acts like they are black.
by Dirge May 25, 2004
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Calcutta Meat Pie

In order to forget he had munged his ex, Bob joined the Peace Corp and eventually found himself giving a Calcutta Meat Pie.
by Duck Duck Gross May 27, 2009
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jamaican meat pie

Two people who really love each other, kiss, hold each other close, and fall asleep whispering to each other about how much they love each other.
The prostitute specializes in the jamaican meat pie.
by Zero_Gravitas March 20, 2016
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Jai Meat Pie

The act of consuming a Viagra and then forcefully and vigorously penetrating another man's anus without lubrication because they fucked with you one too many times.
Man I must have made fun of Jim one too many times last night because he gave me a Jai Meat Pie and power fucked my ass so hard that I can't sit down or look him in the eye anymore.
by dsafoinasdfn January 20, 2021
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Portuguese Meat Pie

A term that describes the sexual act, in which one person inserts a meat pie (although vegetarian options are also acceptable) into their rectum. A second person holds their head under the first person's anal opening and cracks a raw egg over the apex of the butt-crack. The "meal" is subsequently served by vigorous clenching in a similar fashion to the traditional "Concertina" used in Portuguese folk music.
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a Portuguese Meat Pie." - Sun Tzu
by MartinGreen69 June 28, 2017
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memphis meat pie

Smearing shit in the filter of a hotub full of hot sauce and having sex with it
Jon got caught doing a Memphis meat pie by his mom
by Dangerous617 January 01, 2014
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