Marphos

A creepy guy beyond all human levels.

That guy is such a marphos

by CatchMeNow35 January 19, 2011

mearcheaux

When I thought that the only place with bugm stuff was the gym and there is no bugm stuff at home and I saw an umbrella and I looked at it and I saw Mearcheaux Nose and we have a bumpy umbrella and mearcheaux means bumpy umbrella and also the umbrella is bugm and I put red nail polish on it and the umbrella cover is bugm and also I got a punching bag from the store and it was bugm like our umbrella at home and it was mearcheaux bugm and I said that our umbrella at home is bumpy and I watched the end credits of Ice Age 2 The Meltdown when I saw a punching bag and I went to the Junior School Oval and I saw something bugm like our umbrella at home and it was white and the padding at the Year 3 playgrounds is white and our umbrella at home is white and it is a white umbrella and the curtain at Lower Gym is white and it was bugm like our umbrella at home and the padding on the pillars at IMAX is white and it was bugm like our umbrella at home.

I said "White umbrella," and "Mearcheaux, mearcheaux". I remember when I went to gymnastics on Saturday and I saw something bugm like our umbrella at home and it was white and mearcheaux and google. I am going to show you that thing which is the umbrella, a, mearcheaux, mearcheaux and I scratched the umbrella and it reminded me of masturbation when I saw the fleecy hoodies at Highfields.

by heagheueppon November 18, 2022

merph

to totally destroy in a hella savage manner

1: "'bout to merph this burger"
2: "dude did you see john get merphed last night"
"yeah, poor guy's probably still feeling it."

by Sydney/Emiko November 2, 2008

marph

To feel indifferent or not bothered by something.

A friend asks you: "Hey man, what you think of that new chick?"
You reply: "Marph"

by Zomboy............ June 19, 2007

merph

An expression indicating boredom, apathy, or lurrrrve.

Mike: Metinks joo are beautiful. :3
Ike: Mmmmmerph! X3 (I love you!)

Mike: I like honey-baked hams.
Ike: Merph. (Ho hum.)

Mike: .....
Ike: Merph. (La di da.)

by FriedKitten January 19, 2004

merph

a word to show emotion to some amazing or sick nasty.

"That move was merph!"

"The movie we just watched was merph"

by DennyBihhh December 4, 2007

meatphlaps

Fat rolls on the female. Often accompanied by a foul stink. Often layered.

Julie is so damn fat, she has excessive meatphlaps. Each time she moves, her meatphlaps release trapped gas that stink up the room.

by sweetgy June 21, 2009