mijacked

To be stopped and verbally assaulted by one's mother. Namely, to have your mother ask you questions about your personal life at an inopportune time.

As I stumbled through the door I was mijacked. - Yes, mother, I AM sleeping with my girlfriends sister.

by Roboon May 25, 2007

Mojack

Its a combination of using the words "Mojado" and "Wetback" a term for an illegal mexican immigrant to the United States.

Border patrol was chasing a group of mojacks across the desert.

by Daniel Castro October 17, 2006

Mcjackin it

When one of your friends or relatives are being rude and angry almost like you are when you are watching porn and your mom calls you and you get rude and angry as you fight to keep your boner.

Damn my mom was being such a McJackin It stupid tree fucking faggot as bitch mom

by Me.Parkson October 17, 2015

mcjackson burger

a burger made by mcdonalds in honor of michael jackson. its a 50 year old meat in a 8 year old bun

i went to the mcdonalds to cop a juicy mcjackson burger

by allahuakbar69696969 July 1, 2021

Mctack

1. When one of McDonald's foods, drinks, products etc. somehow invades the public in a way that says, "I'm lovin' it".

2. When you feel sick after eating something from McDonald.

1. I'm walking down the road one day and I see a Ronaldmobile drive by...you know a Mctack is coming.

2. After eating two Big macs, drinking two cokes, and 3 medium orders of fries, I think a Mctack is going to happen.

by Riunzo November 30, 2011

McMacken

A mistake made often when one attempts to say 'McChicken,' a type of sandwich from the McDonald's restaurant chain. Tends to result in the confusion of both the consumer and the cashier/drive-thru attendant, as no one really has any idea what's being said.

"Okay, I'll have a Big Mac, large fry, a Coke, a McFlurry, and a Mc.. McChick.. Mc.. Mac.."

"I'm sorry?"

"McChick.. McMacken? I'll have a McMacken."

"I, uh, well.. Say again, please?

"Uh, McMacChicken.. Uh.. -walks away without order-

by Sheamus O'Rly January 9, 2010

Tits McJackson

The female individual in any immediate vicinity with the largest TITS! Especially a nightclub or a party.

D: Hey did you see who just walked in?

J: Yeah man looks like Tits McJackson finally got here.

by OJdaJu February 27, 2011