Mindfuck 

Mindfuck: v. The act of completely amazing someone to the point of confusion and speechlessness

Mindfucker: n. Someone who destroys all sense of reality.

That InShane magic show completely mindfucked the audience!

He totally mindfucked the shit out of me! I want his cock!

Mindfuck by InShane Magic November 18, 2011

midnight mindfuck 

Any attempt at learning material normally impossible to grasp in the daytime hours around midnight. People suffering the midnight mindfuck may notice that this material is somewhat funnier at this time. The most popular material associated with the midnight mindfuck is philosophy, although other insanely hard to comprehend subjects may be applied.

That midnight mindfuck came up behind me when I bent over...and this morning my ass ached something fierce.

midnight mindfuck by gergerry_da_phzzt December 9, 2008

mindfuck 

An image that totally fucks with your mind. When you see it, you will shit bricks.

Wow! That picture was a mindfuck!

mindfuck by rainbowbelt January 5, 2008

mindfuck buddy 

A buddy with whom you regularly participate in intellectual masturbation.

Anita is my mindfuck buddy. We regularly discuss Sartre/Camus/Kant and other things related.

mindfuck buddy by nonlocal March 26, 2012

Mindfucked 

The state of being unable to comprehend a unnatural phenomena

whoa dude, you got me totally mindfucked.
that can't be possible. total mindfuck man!

Mindfucked by Tord-ivar jr December 9, 2008

mindfuck 

A process of raping your intelligence; never accompanied by a pre-lubricant; doesn't leave you with an endorphine high and craving a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich or a cigarette. Rarely are dinner and drinks bought for you before or after the act; most often tried on an unsuspecting victim,penetration has less friction; the perpetrator will rarely call you the next day; A passive-agressive way to get their money shot, no happy ending for you.

I just read The New York Times and watched 2 hours of Fox news, now I don't know which hand to wipe with...what a mindfuck.

mindfuck by terryzz February 16, 2009

Mindfuck Mafia

eloquent with words, can mentally break people, bad ass to the bone, the most hard core people on the planet. it would be unintelligent to mess with these mobsters.

There is only three ways out of the Mindfuck Mafia.

Mindfuck Mafia by keisha37 February 26, 2011