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Douche McDouche

Someone that is such a douche that you have to say "douche" twice to really hit the nail on the head.
by Tubzilla January 20, 2009
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Douche McGouche

One who trots about with beliefs that they have infinite wisdom in academic matters and feels it is necessary to point out what others should know via physical gestures, all whilst having the best of intentions in mind. Also, one who relentlessly corrects others in the most inconsequential of matters.
Cool guy:
"Man, that dude Inaki sure knows a lot about the stuff we covered in class today."

D. McGouche:
"BRO! His name is pronounced "Iñaki", you forgot to pronounce the "ñ""

Cool guy:
"You are such a Douche McGouche!"
by D-lux May 1, 2013
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toolbag macdouchenator

an extremely homosexual being who partakes in many activities to act tough or cool. usually has long douchey hair and a small weiner
dude, that kid who thinks hes the shit is a total toolbag macdouchenator
by Mike Silverson May 2, 2010
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McDouchebag

1.Magnificently retarded, petty, annoying, bastard of an individual.
2.One possessing the attributes of a douchebag.
Hey McDouchebag! Shut your face!
by The Butt Monkey March 24, 2003
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Douchey McDouchester

This is the king of all douche bags. A perfect waste of space and human life. They can often be seen driving a Honda Civic(Toyota Corolla, Tercel, etc.) with an annoyingly loud muffler on the back. This person usually will talk a lot of shit, be very skinny, white (whilst wishing he were black or Latino), wear very baggy clothing, and try to talk like a gangster. This term can be used universally by all to example anyone who exhibits douche-like qualities.
Nick Carter's little brother should be named Douchey McDouchester as he exhibits all of the qualities listed above. This is also a derivation of Douchey McDouchems.
by C. Dub November 7, 2006
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McDouchald's

Def. 1: A serious insult to the McDonald's Corporation.
Dude #1: Hey, you want to get a snack?

Dude #2: Yeah, where at?

Dude #1: McDonald's.

Dude #2: You mean McDouchald's, the "food" they serve is shit!
by MJRV21 April 13, 2009
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shithead mcdouchhat

A person who should seriously be considering to kill them selves to make everyone else better off in the end because they will end up being the end of humanity. There are the type of person who would literly wear a douche covered in shit on there head.
That kid right there is such a shithead mcdouchhat
by Benika March 6, 2017
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