Mazel tossed

When a person has to a gets a little too drunk at a Jewish function, including but not limited to a Bar Mitzvah, Passover Seder, or bris.

I had four bottles of manischewitz at David's son's bris, and punched the moil for touching my nephew. I was definitely Mazel Tossed.

We did 8 shots of potato vodka and got Mazel Tossed and Ezra's Hannukah party.

Joshua likes to get Mazel Tossed and annex parts of Palestine.

Yaakov got Mazel Tossed at Noah's Shabbat Seder and threw up Matzo balls all over my Yankees Kippah.

by Doctor Dreidel September 14, 2020

mazel tov

a phrase used by jewish children in christian schools to piss off devout people.

*teacher looks at Bob* "Bob, you failed again." *Jewish kid in corner says* "Mazel Tov, Bob!!!!"

by Malekhamoves March 14, 2004

Mazel Tov Cocktail

Vodka w/ vanilla extract and lemon extract (8-1-1 ratio), smoked and w/ a lemon peel.

Barkeep: Wuddle it be?
Guy: Mazel Tov cocktail.
Barkeep? The hell’s that?
Guy: Just make the worst drink you can with as little variety as possible. I want to feel numb.

by LeechminMendoza June 26, 2019

mazel tov

A really long french fry.

"Ellyn, may I have a mazeltov?"
"UGH, fine. here."

"Nicole, may I have a mazel tov?"
"What's a mazel tov? I don't know spanish."

by rainynights447 July 31, 2005

mazel tov mix

A medley of hip pop and chart-topping R&B played at middle school dances and Bar Mitzvahs. For fast dances, you would hear the likes of Flo Rida and T Pain. For slow dances, expect "Umbrella" and "No One". And then for dance or karaoke competitions, you have "Crank Dat" by Soulja Boy or "Cyclone" to stand in loose groups and lip sync to. So called the Mazel Tov Mix because while music all the same, it is largely fake and electronic sounding, with shallow lyrics and allusions to more authentic hip hop/R&B, but still what kids on the "cutting edge" listen to.

ENSEMBLE OF 7TH GRADE GIRLS: "With you, with you, with you, with you, with you---"
GIRL: "I'm tearing up"
* * *
"It's 'Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, why'd you have to go, away from home, me love' not 'oh, oh, oh, oh, don't go, away from home, me love'!"
"Yeah Cadence, get with it!"
* * *
ENSEMBLE OF 7TH GRADE BOYS: "Anywhere you need it's guaranteed to go down" (Glock rocking gesture)
* * *
"Do you think 'Get Low' is too explicit for my Mazel Tov Mix?"
"The parents would go for Sarah Bereilles' 'Love Song' but what can you do?"

by Sean Kingston's Embittered Bro October 18, 2008

Mazel toss

When you’re congratulating your friend on giving/receiving a hand job

“I gave my first ever hand job today!”
“Oh wow! Mazel toss!”

by Hanbanan052791 January 13, 2024

mazel tuff

means very tough (tuff)
perfect for jewish community

in a sentence: that's mazel tuff

by oxyuseruwu January 26, 2026