A town where, by having sexual intercourse with one person, you are forever sexually linked to every other town member of a certain age bracket, given the past sexual conquests of your partner.
Girl One: I finally banged Rex last night!
Girl Two: It’s about time. You have been trying forever. He refuses to cheat on his girlfriend. I got with Stan again this past weekend.
Girl One: Wait!!! Didn’t Stan fool around with Betty all of last summer?
Girl Two: Yah, what’s your point?
Girl One: Betty is Rex’s girlfriend, so by screwing Rex last night, me and you basically had sex with one another.
Girl Two: Oh. (pause) Well that’s Maynard for ya.
Both: Hahahahhahah
Girl Two: It’s about time. You have been trying forever. He refuses to cheat on his girlfriend. I got with Stan again this past weekend.
Girl One: Wait!!! Didn’t Stan fool around with Betty all of last summer?
Girl Two: Yah, what’s your point?
Girl One: Betty is Rex’s girlfriend, so by screwing Rex last night, me and you basically had sex with one another.
Girl Two: Oh. (pause) Well that’s Maynard for ya.
Both: Hahahahhahah
by TheWiseMan1 May 25, 2006
Maynard is a condiment, the greasy mixture of mayonaise and mustard which is usually mixed to the eater's preference. It can be applied to any food, best on cheeseburgers.
I like to use maynard in my potato salad. Mayonaise and mustard are used in potato salad and it just seems right.
by rDoorn June 15, 2010
When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.
by Emixam Noid March 29, 2008
When a man has very greasy balls due to excess sweat, giving the feeling as if someone had rubbed mayonnaise on his nards; hence the name Maynards.
by Emixam Noid March 29, 2008
by Wonktaht July 11, 2014
A sexually frustrated manatee with internet access that has a tendency to create weird meme pages on facebook because its not getting laid enough.
Originates from the word manatee (manati) which has evolved over time to become "maynard"
Originates from the word manatee (manati) which has evolved over time to become "maynard"
by chyeahyeah11 June 12, 2014
Zed's homosexual partner from the movie "Pulp Fiction."
A bugamist biker who helped kidnap and rape Marsellus Wallace's bitch ass.
Also friends with the Gimp aka Quentin Tarantino.
A bugamist biker who helped kidnap and rape Marsellus Wallace's bitch ass.
Also friends with the Gimp aka Quentin Tarantino.
Hey, Maynard. You want to buttrape this black bitch next?
No way, Zed. I don't believe in sloppy seconds. He's your bitch. I want to fuck his friend's pink white ass. He's cute.
No way, Zed. I don't believe in sloppy seconds. He's your bitch. I want to fuck his friend's pink white ass. He's cute.
by Assex 776 August 30, 2007