A simple dinosaur commonly found in Ark Survival Evolved. It is cared greatly about by Micah Bell and is HATED by Dutch.
by Agent Milton February 2, 2019
Get the Jack Marston mug.Wife of the main character John Marston from Red Dead Redemption. Mother of Jack Marston. Formerly named Abigail Roberts until she married John Marston in Red Dead Redemption 2. Former member of Dutch's game, which is run by Dutch Van Der Linde
"So, you saved the silly bastard's life then you and him go robbing sheep?" – Abigail Marston to Arthur Morgan.
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Get the abigail marston mug.Stemming from name of John Marston, protagonist of the video game Red Dead Redemption, in which Marston is capable of inducing and inflicting pain and sorrow with his guns, brash attitude, and defined sense of vengeance.
Getting "marstonized" is another way of saying "merc'd/mercked/merked", whilst competing at an activity with someone else.
Being badly beaten at a game or competition; being beat in a fight; being embarrassed in a competitive environment.
(also: marstonization)
Getting "marstonized" is another way of saying "merc'd/mercked/merked", whilst competing at an activity with someone else.
Being badly beaten at a game or competition; being beat in a fight; being embarrassed in a competitive environment.
(also: marstonization)
Damn, son! I'm up 4 to zip on you... getting straight up marstonized!
You want some of this? Wanna get marstonized? Didn't think so.
How can you handle this marstonization?
You want some of this? Wanna get marstonized? Didn't think so.
How can you handle this marstonization?
by Jack Marston September 19, 2011
Get the marstonized mug.The god of mastonism, and the true god of the universe. He doesn't care whether you have the gay or not, as long as you hump homo sapiens sapiens, you are pure in his eyes. Yet furries he cannot tolerate, for the furry doesn't focus on the human anymore, he focuses on the animal.
by SexxxMachine69 January 12, 2019
Get the Mastone mug.The literal definition of “short and sweet”. Sure he might be short. And stubborn a bit. And weird, but he has the biggest heart. He will share his hoodies with u, make sure ur ok, etc. He is also very cute and has nice hair. He loves to make other people laugh. U won’t never forget the first time u meet Maxton. If u date him, well then you are just the luckiest girl in the world. He will never break your heart. You will absolutely regret it if u leave him. He makes gay jokes with his bros but he promises he isn’t gay. If u have a Maxton in your life, keep him. Pls. Love u Max <3
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by Hdbdbdhsbssvdudb November 17, 2016
Get the nate marston mug.Marstons are great people, but can sometimes be a little harsh towards others. Once they are friends with you, they will always be kind towards you! They are very loyal and is a great person for a relationship. Though they might not always notice your feelings, you will need to be straight forward with them. Their laugh is so contagious, and most of their jokes will make you laugh too! Marston’s usually have a lighter hair color, and their smile will blow you away! When i see marston i’m always glad they are there, they are the life of the party! Most marston’s are outgoing and have a set group of real friends although they jump around a lot to make sure everyone is doing good. Sometimes marston’s can be shy when they meet new people, but they will warm up to you eventually! They are one of the most amazing people you will meet, don’t let them go or else you will regret it!
person 1: hey who’s that?
person 2: oh that’s just marston! he’s hilarious!
person 1: oh really? i should be friends with him
person 2: me too
person 2: oh that’s just marston! he’s hilarious!
person 1: oh really? i should be friends with him
person 2: me too
by bedroompop April 10, 2020
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