joe mauer

the BEST baseball player. and plus he's actually from Minnesota, so that's even cooler.

"Holy Shit! look at that batting average!!"

"I Know. It's Joe Mauer."

by mauer power haha July 7, 2006

rich maserati

Rich Maserati is an American rapper from Detroit, Michigan best known for his debut single "For My Guap".

"Did you hear (Rich Maserati's) new song "For My Guap"

by Formyguap April 18, 2018

Maserati Problem

A Maserati Problem is the kind of problem or issue that your startup company will, presumably, experience some day.

"Some day" being when you're making millions of dollars in revenue, you have 100 employees, and you're driving around in a Maserati.

Calling something a Maserati Problem, then, is akin to saying you probably shouldn't be worrying about it if your closed beta is still 2 months from launching.

Person 1: "What kind of budget do you think we should set for miscellaneous pen and pencil supplies in our supply cabinet, given that a certain number of employees will steal a given amount per month?"

Person 2: "Uh, I think that's a bit of a Maserati Problem."

by briantechatl April 21, 2009

Maserati

A beautiful but high maintenance woman

"He always complains about his girlfriends."

"Of course, he only dates Maseratis."

by Toronto girl July 2, 2012

MyUsernamesThis Stans

MyUsernamesThis Stans are a menace to society alongside Dream Stans.
Symptoms include:
Spamming L's
Avatar contains Bacon Hair/Magma Fiend/Kreek L
General Toxicity
Being annoying

God, I hate MyUsernamesThis Stans, they act like they own the world when they're really sad 10 year olds with incredibly low self-esteem.

by Myk1_SP January 15, 2022

Manhattan Mauler

Donald Trump

We knew the Dems were going to fight dirty so we brought in the Manhattan Mauler.

by JW Driver February 28, 2019

Maser Face

The face you have on when you are extremely hammered and loving it.

Man: Look at that kid. Is he drunk?

Man 2: You're goddamn right he is! He's got his Maser Face on!!

by hwsmasher07 December 8, 2010