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Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!
by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008
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matt sturniolo

the most precious person on earth. he is so funny and pretty.
by Rubycgd April 25, 2022
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Matt Splat

When you cum on a girl's stomach and she pushes the cum down in her vagina and uses it as lube much to your surprise, disgust, and slight sexual curiosity.
Amy is such a freak she tried to give herself a Matt Splat much to my amazement and secret arousal.
by matt311311 May 6, 2009
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matt stone

by weezerfan69 February 14, 2023
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Matt Smith

Matt Smith is the incredibly hot and talented actor who portrays the 11th incarnation of the Doctor in the long running sci-fi series Doctor Who.

Matt is the kindest, hottest, friendliest, funniest and most talented person to ever walk the earth.

Matt's fans call him the 'Hipster King' because of his amazing hipster style and fashion sense. Matt could wear anything and still look absolutely stunning.

Matt Smith is a very talented footballer but he had to stop playing football because of a back injury. So instead he became a very very talented actor and will go very far in his life.
Person 1: "Who's that on your tv?"
Person 2: "Matt Smith. He's an amazing actor."
Person 1: "Oh yes, he looks it. Look at him, he's gorgeous!"
by mattsmithswife July 24, 2013
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matt shadows

Matt is the lead singer for the BEST band Avenged Sevenfold.His stage name is M.Shadows. His real name is Matthew Sanders and NO he is not a sell out because City of Evil is different from the other 2 Avenged Svenfold albums. He is a wonderful talented singer and he is the frontman of our decade. If you don't agree then Fu*k you
Avenged Sevenfold for LIFE
like Axle Rose was a frontman so is Matt Shadows or M Shadows or Matt Sanders whatver you want to call him or hottie becuase yeah he IS hott
by A7X lover June 29, 2006
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Matt Smith

Most famous for being the 11th and youngest doctor of a BBC programme Doctor Who. Some say he's the best doctor yet (which I sort of have to agree with)
'Whos matt smith?'
'The doctor'
'The doctor Who?'
'Exactly'
by Charrliee May 9, 2010
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