Maternity Leave

a period of absence from work granted to people for paid leave.

"Maternity Leave?" *looks under table* "But you're all males!"

by Wither24 July 19, 2022

marianita

The most beautiful and cute girl in the face of this earth

Ya mano a marianita é bué girita xd

by Nunuu March 22, 2023

Mexican Maternity ward

When all of the stalls in a Mexican restaurant's bathroom are occupied. Grunting can typically be heard, much like a real maternity ward.

I had to deliver a turd baby, but it was a total Mexican maternity ward in there! I nearly shit myself!

by Itnotrad February 18, 2026