A huge store that sells cack clothes and minor furniture for brilliant prices. People often deny shopping in Matalan, though members of Goldie Lookin Chain promote it.
See also Matalan Crew
See also Matalan Crew
by Drinkup July 19, 2005
Get the Matalan mug.A legend when it comes to playing tag, and always has that gas. He likes to talk back to his teachers, but his classmates all find it hilarious. Good at sports but misses tournaments because of the school’s punishments for his attitude. Likes rap music and makes rap music better than his other friends who do. Always very honest and an amazing friend if you get to know him.
by Anon96351 April 22, 2019
Get the maolan mug.As the term implies it involves a social gathering of people and some mazola oil. In the 70s, it was used to reference an orgy that involved the use of the named cooking oil. It can also simply mean a wrestling match (usually bikini clad women) who wrestle in oil.
Went over to Sue's house for her 21st Bday, and after 4 hours of drinking it turned into a mazola party.
by J. Ko April 2, 2008
Get the mazola party mug.A well built school infected with assholes and rejects. There are no interesting places near the school. A party is hard to come by. All the girls are preppy as hell and always talk like "OMG NO WAY" and these said girls pretend to be whores (for some unknown reason) when in reality they are not getting any because most guys wouldn't touch them with a 10 foot pole. All the guys at Matoaca are stuck up douchebags that would do anything to get ahead or look cool including backstabbing all their friends and pretending to be someone else.
A lot of people that attend Matoaca don't do shit outside of school, but with good reason. There isn't shit to do near matoaca or in chesterfield except go to the movie theatre.
So basically the school consists of 3 groups of people:
1. people that stay inside all day and play games to pass time while they wait until they are old enough to move to a much more interesting place.
2. People who smoke pot, plain and simple. all the people that hang out all the time have at least smoked pot once, because there is literally nothing to do near matoaca.
3. Girls that pretend to be bad, and pretend to be cool, but in reality are losers that have nothing going for them. (most girls at matoaca)
Well that pretty much sums it up.
A lot of people that attend Matoaca don't do shit outside of school, but with good reason. There isn't shit to do near matoaca or in chesterfield except go to the movie theatre.
So basically the school consists of 3 groups of people:
1. people that stay inside all day and play games to pass time while they wait until they are old enough to move to a much more interesting place.
2. People who smoke pot, plain and simple. all the people that hang out all the time have at least smoked pot once, because there is literally nothing to do near matoaca.
3. Girls that pretend to be bad, and pretend to be cool, but in reality are losers that have nothing going for them. (most girls at matoaca)
Well that pretty much sums it up.
by Turn on, Tune In, Drop Out. August 19, 2009
Get the matoaca high school mug.When a female engineer is so desperate for help on Matlab that she resorts to having sex with sex-deprived nerds. Similar to Netflix and Chill, but typically occurs among engineering students who seek a mutually beneficial relationship.
Male nerd: "I am going to finish my Matlab homework tonight."
Female engineer: "Matlab isn't the only thing that will get finished tonight if you help me with this programming. Matlab and chill tonight?"
Female engineer: "Matlab isn't the only thing that will get finished tonight if you help me with this programming. Matlab and chill tonight?"
by Penny Mcnickels February 7, 2017
Get the Matlab and Chill mug.(n.) The act of masturbating and ejaculating while in bed.
Root origins: Heb. Mittah- bed
matulate(v.)
matulating(adj.)
Root origins: Heb. Mittah- bed
matulate(v.)
matulating(adj.)
Dude, she totally matulated last night-- just look at the bed.
Jon matulates every night while his soon to be ex-wife has sex with their body guard.
The art of matulation is hard to perfect, but with practice and focus, one can matulate in expert speed.
Jon matulates every night while his soon to be ex-wife has sex with their body guard.
The art of matulation is hard to perfect, but with practice and focus, one can matulate in expert speed.
by hornybuttkings June 29, 2009
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