matisse cut outs

gods greatest source of pleasure and arousal.

Yay! Yay! I love matisse cut outs! Yay!

by Mr. Kisner May 10, 2005

15th april: give Matisse head day

The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)

(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!

by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021

Matisse

Matisse is a strong, intelligent and rich man. He is the best at sex, has a huge penis, he makes the girls cum and gives them multiple orgasms. He is handsome and can dance like a god. He likes girls and girls like him. He is a leader and always has the best ideas. Matisse is a god or should I say better than a god.

Girl 1: I had sex last night and it was the best I ever had !
Girl 2: Oh u must have done it with Matisse ! Your sooooo lucckkkyyyy !

by Truthman October 24, 2017

Matiss

Matiss (Adjective/Verb)

Adjective:
1) Of poor quality, poorly made or structured.
2) Extremely obese.

Verb:
1) A god amongst men.

Adjective.
1) Person 1 "How can you make a game this bad!?"

Person 2 "It's so matiss!"

2) "If you keep up that diet, you will become very matiss."

Verb.
1) OH MY MATISS!

by KiPRoY October 30, 2017

matisse

to ditch, get rid of something, most likely a person

Bro dont leave him, dont matisse him like that

by youdontknow1813333 May 30, 2020

matisse

DITCH, DROP

dont bro, dont leave him, dont matisse him like that

by youdontknow1813333 May 30, 2020

Matisse

Matisse is an extremely sweet guy. He is funny and loving, and will always support you. He likes everyone except small blonde dutch girls, who annoy him quite a lot. Also, he has a tremendously large penis.

Wow! His name is Matisse! He must hate all girls named Sophie!
Wow! This dick is huge! His name must be Matisse!

by deodorantspray June 2, 2020