Marthritis

When you get absolutely fucked by Marth to the point of gaining a incurable disease.

"Dude did you hear about that guy at Evo who got Marthritis"

by Wizzys Hung September 7, 2018

Masteritis

Master bating while looking at a hot person

"Dude! I got a case of Masteritis when Alexa walked past me, she's so hot!"

by jacubzbro06 February 27, 2015

methitis

Longing for a pipe of methamphetamine.

It's been so long, I have Methitis

by Sweets73 September 19, 2016

Masteritis

The Tendcy to become sleepy after a masterbation seisson

Bro I just got masteritis something crazy

by 94OGsnappin April 19, 2017

Methitis

This is a person who is doing meth with so many people, that there spreading the drug around like it's a disease

Hey, my grandpa said don't come over if your tweaking, because he don't want our family getting that methitis again.

by G.R. Knowledge January 23, 2018

Mathities

When someone gets an F in math.

Ugh, my sister has mathities, I am going to have to help her.

by Emmabuckley September 8, 2023