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Mastering Chemistry

A website created to make the lives of American college students a nightmare through the use of nazi-like grading on significant figures and rounding throughout 15+ pages of hell. Commonly referred to as a bitch for changing 1 number in each person's given values to piss people off.
"Hey have you done the Mastering Chemistry for this week yet?"

"No but I heard it's a real killer."

"Yeah I tried the hints and couldn't even work through those!"
by CHE108 May 15, 2012
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Mastering Engineering

An online homework program designed to rob college students of their hard-earned money and serve as a crutch for professors too lazy to write their own homework assignments or to teach. Its purpose, beyond making millions for the publishing company, is apparently to reduce the number of engineering graduates in the United States by utterly demoralizing and destroying their confidence in an effort to force them to drop the program and/or kill themselves.
I used up all but one attempt on this stupid Mastering Engineering problem, before I realized it had switched everything to kiloOhms instead of Ohms! And then I still got it wrong! FML!
by kypok April 16, 2012
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Maite

Maite is a girl you meet online. You’ll want to stay with her forever, no matter what. She’ll forgive and laugh with you. Tough times may come, but we know Maite will be there for you. She’s precious and radiates amazing beauty. Her laugh brightened the room, and even if she’s quiet at first, know she’s a whole new person underneath.
Wow, Maite is looking beautiful today.
by IRegretThis May 2, 2020
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master/pet

A type of relationship which is mostly used to define a kink or a fetish of being used and ordered as a pet. Or, in BDSM it's usually discribing a sub who wants to take orders from a master. A Master/pet relationship generally a more affectionate or loving than a Master/slave relationship. When being a pet, you usually roleplay as an animal such as a dog or a cat, and you eat from a doggie bowl/cat bowl on the floor, no hands, and is used as a sextoy, a playmate, or as a maid.
Ethan : "Aye dude how did the date go?"
Joe : "It was alright, I wanted to do her but she was into master/pet stuff."
Ethan : "Mind if I have her number..?"
by Ivye~~ Dizzzyy May 26, 2019
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Ferrari Master Plan™

1. A mistake made by Scuderia Ferrari formula 1 team
2. A reason for a formula 1 driver (mainly ferrari's) to do some something stupid
3. confusing, not successful tactics/strategic moves of Mattia Binotto
"Vettel, S🅱️inalla"
"Why would I do that?"
"Don't worry Seb, it's all part of the Ferrari Master Plan™"

"Downgrade the car"
"But sir, that doesn't make sense"
"Don't worry, it's all part of the Ferrari Master Plan™"
by SnowChickenFlake November 17, 2020
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Cice Master

An awakened human being overcoming the "matrix trap" and reaching beyond the realm of 3 D human living. To go beyond seven dimensions of all intellectual, physical, environmental, social, emotional, and spiritual senses of human life.
For example, as a "Cice Master" you will find many opportunities to reach beyond the seven dimensions of life and wellbeing, yet human and understand human life while on earth. Written by Cice Rivera
by Cice Rivera June 26, 2021
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Master Roshi

Hilariously perverted old man in Dragon ball Z, who is just trying to get some boob but keeps getting denied!
Man, Michael is really acting like Master Roshi today....
by MichaelC_ January 29, 2016
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