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maru

the hottest nigga ever, cute asf, the person every dude would wanna fuck
damn, maru is hot af
by some nigga online November 24, 2021
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Marus

Marus is kind, caring, and generous. There is something mysterious about her, some deep wisdom that she doesn't put in words but embodies with her actions. Marus hates lies... So be truthful and keep it fun. Last but not least... She is devilishly hot... She'll make you melt like butter in the sun.
Any guy would be lucky to be with Marus !
by neverapologize75 December 3, 2021
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maru

that kid's maru as hell, bro
by unstablemolecule November 10, 2003
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maru

A racial slur ususally reserved for someone of Asian descent.
by Harmin September 1, 2008
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maru

An Asian racial slur, popular use in the midwest.
Look at those slit eyes, I bet that maru eats a lot of rice.
by Harmin August 31, 2008
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boko-maru

The Bokononist ritual of the mingling of awarenesses. Involves pressing the bare soles of the feet against another's with closed eyes. Bokononism is the fictional religion based on lies from the 1963 novel 'Cat's Cradle' by Kurt Vonnegut.
'I find it hard to talk to you,' he said. 'Boko-maru would help,' she suggested.
by g-rich January 21, 2011
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Kobayashi Maru

A no-win situation caused by a set of rules that can only be won by changing the rules, in effect, cheating. This term comes from the name of a small ship in distress in a scenario shown in a Star Trek movie. According to the film, the scenario is featured in a training simulator for students attempting to become ship's captains. They receive a distress signal from the Kobayashi Maru and can either attempt to rescue it and be destroyed by enemy forces or leave it and let it be destroyed. James T. Kirk, according to the film, is the only person to have won the scenario--by reprogramming the simulator. Kobayashi Maru, loosely translated, means "Little wooden ship."
Someone experiencing a Kobayashi Maru can be said to be between a rock and a hard place.
by Kidduffah Tubes July 4, 2004
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