Mary Hoyt

A word used to describe an old, ugly, saggy white hair billion year old fossil that teaches strings and orchestra

“That teacher is a total Mary Hoyt” - Student

by ARandomHuman69 November 6, 2019

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Mary Ham

The newest news Anchor for the most reliable news source on the internet, Pew News. She has allegedly killed Poppy Gloria according to PewDiePie.

Poppy Gloria, was found dead in her apartment by Mary Ham earlier this week.

by rigbecai June 3, 2019

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The feeling of euphoria you experience when visiting any Wal-Mart in America. No matter how bad things in your life may be going, you immediately feel so much better when comparing yourself to all the losers in the store.

While picking up some bread, clothes, and a car battery at Wal-Mart, I think to myself, "I'm so depressed. My girlfriend just dumped me for my best friend and my company is laying me off as they downsize. My car also needs a new transmission, the roof on my house is leaking, and my computer got a virus that wiped out the hard drive. But you know what? I'm getting a Wal-Mart high now because at least I'm not that guy." (pointing to the 75 pound weasel-faced man with only three teeth in the beer aisle with an unwashed, thin comb-over, wearing a flannel shirt and smelling like BO, with his 500 pound wife sitting in a Rascal next to him wearing a flower-patterned moo moo, with equally unwashed hair, while they show completely no interest in controling their seven maniac children running all over the store)

by JaggedGDog June 7, 2007

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Wal-Mart Homeless Guy

This term is most commonly reffered to the guy on the sidewalk off one of the exits out of a wal-mart parking lot. He carries with him a pathetic character, usually a dog, old clothes, a sack or backpack, and, lastly, a sign that sometimes has words spelled wrong, consisting of phrases such as Work for Money, Need Help (well duh!), or Need money for food (this is most common, and most likely means i need money to get alcohol or else i might sober and do something with my life). Most people, usually pass this person by, knowing he won't do anything but spend their money on beers at the tavern, and be back out on the sidewalk in a day or two. The real assholes just buy them food, and piss the homeless guy off.

I saw that Wal-Mart Homeless Guy out there again, and almost felt bad, but then i realized he has no motivation, and will buy drugs or alcohol, so I just decided to keep my money, and use it on things of accomplishment not pity.

by StraightGuyI January 13, 2009

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Mary-Helen

Mary-Helen is quirky and unique. She is usually tall, and blessed with athletic grace - sexy in the extreme. She makes friends easily and is loyal and true to those she loves. An excellent mate and a superior mother she brings happiness and stability wherever she goes.
Clever and quick-witted she's also a marvellous cook.

Little boy to dad:
'when I grow up I want to spend my life with a Mary-Helen'

by Wordybird February 4, 2010

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