mart

When someone burps and the stench is so foal and trash smelling that it could easily have been a fart.

Group of people in a car traveling home from dinner...

Guy 1 - "burp"
Guy 2 - My God! Who farted?
Guy 1 - Sorry dude, I marted.

by BD Brakefield October 16, 2014

Marts

Absolute sex beast, also likes to show off his 12 gauge

Jesus Marts, have a cold shower and put that beast away... Do you have a permit for that??

by Fredrick Robinson February 1, 2005

marting

A footballer which is well known for being injured! Basically as much use as a bag of bollox

Don't select that player in your team he's Marting

by Millsie! May 14, 2016

mart

a toxic sulfureous fart cloud expelled from the asshole of someone who recently smoked methamphetamine; has a tendency to linger

Dean: “Yo Tony, wtf…? that is not cool! Did you just fucking mart?”
Tony: “What the fuck is a mart???”
Dean: “It’s a meth fart - the most disgusting fart out there”

by BucketBear September 10, 2023

mart

n. A particularly pungent and aromatic belch. A mouth fart.

v. To emit a gaseous stench from one's mouth, as from a fart.

Braaappp!! Man, that mart stunk.

by Sherman Garibaldi March 7, 2007

marte

hiiiii um ur weird haha

i feel single

hi marte

by its me guess February 26, 2020

A-Mart

The bane of Nick's existence. One who does not appreciate friendly (if not more than friendly) gestures from others. A person of near total lack of cool.

"Hey did A-Mart watch that news broadcast?"
"Man that A-Mart chick is a total tool bag"

by Nick Hannigan May 4, 2005