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Marlboro Blend No. 27 

Marlboro's finest blend. Flavored with various brand name alcohols including, Jack Daniel's, Seagram's, and a whole bunch more that I can't remember.
Customer: "Gimme a pack of 27s."
Vendor: "Excuse me?"
Customer: "Marlboro Blend No. 27s."
Vendor: "Ummmm..."
Customer: "The ones in the gold pack... nope, left... down... no, back up... next to the reds... YES, THERE YA GO!"
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marlboro reds

Marlboro Reds may be dangerous, but they have a great taste.
marlboro reds by SuperSonicX September 23, 2005

Marlboro Red

Heaven sealed in a red box. Marlboro's are yummy cigarettes that give you a delighful head rush that sets you flying away. I inhale it deep, and let the smoke slowley rush out of my mouth/nose.
Marlboro Red are pure heaven in a red box.
Marlboro Red by Kiddo xx December 9, 2008

upper marlboro 

Place- consisting of windy back roads, multiple sets of railroad tracks, deer, Mattaponi, Melwood, James Madison, Frederick Douglass Highschool and Croom Vocational, Ledo Pizza in town, the courthouse (old and burnt down) the new courthouse, The BUS - county transit, Town Cops- especially Perry, $400,000 homes, expensive cars, 301, Croom Road, acres of farm land, smelly farm animals, ALOT of new housing developments, Marlton, The Villages, The Greens, The Marlboro Golf Course, The Marlton Pool, The Brandywine Pool, The Gazebo (which got redone), the Arby's which used to be a Roy Rogers and before that a Hardees, PGFD (engine 20 and 45), Main St
but at the same time, IS BORING AS HELL. HAS NO MALLS and NOTHING IS IN WALKING DISTANCE.
If i were u, i'd avoid moving upper marlboro!
upper marlboro by dutchesscouture September 28, 2008

Marlborough 

A private all-girls school located in the Hancock Park area of Los Angeles. One can identify a Marlborough girl by their rediculously short skirt, rediculously heavy backpack, designer purse, and their apparent addiction to caffeine and/or speed.
I saw a bunch of Marlborough girls buying No-Doz on Larchmont today.
Marlborough by marlboroughnian December 20, 2004

marlboro reds

Marlboro reds are a popular short filtered cigarette with a smooth taste. Relaxes you and when angry helps calm you down.
Marlboro reds are always in demand, that's why can buy them anywhere.
marlboro reds by Rourke April 12, 2008

Marlboro Virginia Blend 

The best cigarette out there. Comes in a beautiful silver pack lined with gold, adorned by the classic blue tobacco stamp on top of the pack. What smooth operators smoke. Finally when they printed "20 class A cigarettes on the bottom", they meant it. Extremely repulsive to Newport smokers. That's because most Newport smokers don't know what a real cigarette is like. When I bum these cigarettes to people it's like giving away my kids. The only thing sexier and more attractive than a pack of Marlboro Virginia Blend is Jennifer Connelly.
smooth operator: wow, that guy has class, he's smoking that new marlboro virginia blend!