MarioKarting

A group of male friends, often bisexual, sliding around naked in a communal shower.

Man 1: Man did you hear all the ruckus from the males bathroom last night?
Man 2: Oh yeah, haha, me and the boys were MarioKarting

by APH319 July 17, 2018

mariokart617

Minecraft pvp ytber best ww (idk maybe)

ez im mariokart617

by 8SLash May 30, 2022

MarioParty foul

Whilst playing MarioParty, MarioKart, Mario,(or any other franchise that Nintendo has some how managed to corporate rape by forcibly inserting Mario into an area he need not be) and preforming any of the generic party fouls that any 17 year old and above are familiar with, I.E. spilling a drink, going against the grain of the environment, or doing something insipid and embarrassing.

While Daniel and I were playing MarioKart on his Wii, he said something really retarded and I called a MarioParty foul on him, that twat.

by Garrison Bowers May 5, 2008

maxitard

being so retarded only autonomic functions take place in your life

Mike is such a fucking maxitard he cant even make a sentence!

by maxi-zoom-tardo November 10, 2009

marktard

Paul's Lover

Marktard and Paul sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G yadda yadda yadda and all that gay shit.

by Paul (P.S. call me please) i'll suck it again! September 4, 2003

mariokart

When you're in a hurry to get somewhere so you cut corners and weave through traffic without signaling to get there a bit faster while being a total asshole.

Can also apply to walking - going off of paved walkways, stepping over the grass and through bushes, weaving through people like traffic and not giving a shit if you bump into people's shoulders or step on flowers.

Dude #1: Fuuu, we're going to be late and there's an exam today.

Dude #2: Nah we'll be fine, I'm gunna mariokart this shit. Fasten yo seatbelt.

Example 2 -

Dude #1: Man, your pants are all cut up and shit. Looks like you're bleeding, wtf happened?

Dude #2: I was gunna be late so I had to mariokart through some bushes and tripped.

by Phanick January 31, 2016

martardi

1) Getting retardedly drunk from the consumption of martinis.

2) Arriving late to a martini party.

1) On New Years, Matt got really martardi at the bar.

2) The party starts at 9pm, don't be martardi!

by Mallred February 28, 2011