March 29

the birthday of your best friend who shows love by being mean and sassy. they always leave the call unannounced, and acts like they hate you when they love you more than anything.

when’s your bday?
march 29.
oh makes sense

by carpenter bee October 12, 2021

March 29

National material girl day

March 29 is the day everyone is a material girl

by Tallboi6969 March 27, 2022

March 29

The day on which on which something divine takes place. It's the kind of day where you wake up and there aren't facebook engineers trying to brainwash you with algorithms. If you drink a lot of fluoride, don't worry about this holiday.

It's March 29, it's 329. Let's fucking go, y'all fucking slow. I'm ready to be free of brainwashing, ready to escape like Shawshank. Ready to do all of the shit that the elite hate.

by The Realest No-Name October 17, 2019

March 29

A ugly bitch that cuss a lot and is small and gets tall girls.

When is ur birthday

March 29

That means ur small

by Ethanyeet420 December 3, 2019

March 29

Anyone born in this day has a crush on anyone named Luke

F: I have a crush on Omar
g: what no way
F: I'm born on march 29

by ghghghghhghghjd November 2, 2019

march 29

a fucking legend has arrived to hell. hates men and want kisses and cuddles

oh damn tomorrow is march 29, lesbians reunite

by vmin October 15, 2019

march 29

the most beautiful date ever. Only beautiful people are born on this day. You lucky!

Omg, she is so cute, her birth date must be on March 29.

by clarerudeg October 15, 2019