march 17 

If you’re born on march 17 you suck a lot of dick

Joey: “You know that girl born on march 17?”
Rudolph: “yeah bro i heard she sucks a lot of dick”

march 17 by 1234812348 October 18, 2019

march 17 

March 17 is the 78th day of the year and is the birthday of : Rob Kardashian, Tamar Braxton, Nicky Jam, Jade Lescure, Hozier, Rob Lowe, Jade Alleyne, Mia Hamm

"Hey dude it's march 17, it's your birthday!"

march 17 by Doudoulscre March 18, 2017

March 17 

National get a boys Snapchat day

“Hey Can i get your snap”
“Why?”
“Its March 17”

March 17 by Sahara.dessert March 14, 2022

March 17 

A fella born in Paris

Black for one afternoon: Nigga Noon

Noah: Nigger
Requeues: mah nigga you cant say that
Noah: Nigga its March 17

March 17 by Notanigga12 May 19, 2022

march 17 

march 17 is the day the most amazing human being was born. fuck st patrick's day nobody gives a shit about st patrick's day anymore.

guy 1: OMG! its march 17!!
guy 2: st patrick's day? your irish?
guy 1: no you dumb fuck, it the day the most amazing human being was born

march 17 by i.wanna.kms February 8, 2023

March 17 

Women have to send a booty pic to the last man they spoke to.

Guy: Hey lemme see dat ass!

Crush: Wtf? No you perv!

Guy: Its March 17 tho…

Crush: Ugh fine… *sends da pic*

Guy: GYAT

March 17 by seekerdaddy March 17, 2024

March 17 

appreciate and love your partner day

“I love you so much, you made my life so much better snd today, March 17, I am grateful for you”

March 17 by Jstagoodguy March 17, 2024